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Ptah

(34,131 posts) Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:36 PM Apr 12

I'm so old, when I drop something on the floor,

I wait until I have at least two other things to pick up.

If there are four or more dropped stuff, I'll get my grabber.

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I'm so old, when I drop something on the floor, (Original Post) Ptah Apr 12 OP

What if True Dough Apr 12 #1

Time to grab the grabber grabber. Harker Apr 12 #4

Imagine having that job! True Dough Apr 12 #7

Especially when it's windy. Harker Apr 12 #10

How did you get into my nightmares? Ptah Apr 12 #6

The back door was open True Dough Apr 12 #8

I have five grabbers around the house airplaneman Apr 13 #11

You are True Dough Apr 13 #12

I'm so old, when i get on the floor to exercise, it's easier for me to dem4decades Apr 12 #2

There's always more than 2 things to pick up on my floor. I'm building an archeological site. erronis Apr 12 #3

I'm 74 and I can still touch my toes standing up Wicked Blue Apr 12 #5

When I drop something, I have to evaluate it to see if it is worth picking up... Wounded Bear Apr 12 #9

True Dough

(26,970 posts)

1. What if

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:41 PM

Apr 12

you drop your "grabber"?

Harker

(17,920 posts)

4. Time to grab the grabber grabber.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:52 PM

Apr 12

True Dough

(26,970 posts)

7. Imagine having that job!

Reply to Harker (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:55 PM

Apr 12

No thank you!

Harker

(17,920 posts)

10. Especially when it's windy.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #7)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 07:00 PM

Apr 12

Ptah

(34,131 posts)

6. How did you get into my nightmares?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:55 PM

Apr 12

True Dough

(26,970 posts)

8. The back door was open

Reply to Ptah (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:57 PM

Apr 12

so I waltzed right in!

airplaneman

(1,392 posts)

11. I have five grabbers around the house

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 03:17 PM

Apr 13

It saves time as there is always a near by grabber and it solves the problem of dropping the grabber.

True Dough

(26,970 posts)

12. You are

Reply to airplaneman (Reply #11)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 03:34 PM

Apr 13

a true grabber strategist!

dem4decades

(14,181 posts)

2. I'm so old, when i get on the floor to exercise, it's easier for me to

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:43 PM

Apr 12

Just stay down there and do more exercises than it is to get up.

erronis

(24,110 posts)

3. There's always more than 2 things to pick up on my floor. I'm building an archeological site.

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:45 PM

Apr 12

Wicked Blue

(8,947 posts)

5. I'm 74 and I can still touch my toes standing up

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:54 PM

Apr 12

Wounded Bear

(64,442 posts)

9. When I drop something, I have to evaluate it to see if it is worth picking up...

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 07:00 PM

Apr 12

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