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debm55

(61,604 posts) Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:48 AM Mar 16

How do trees access the internet? Answer is they log in to the Wood Wide Web.

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How do trees access the internet? Answer is they log in to the Wood Wide Web. (Original Post) debm55 Mar 16 OP

At the root level? MiHale Mar 16 #1

Sorry, not correct.Thank you for trying, MiHale. debm55 Mar 16 #3

Congratulations, underpants, you are correct. debm55 Mar 16 #4

I got a B in Biology 101 AND Zoology underpants Mar 16 #5

HAHAHAHA. Thank you, debm55 Mar 16 #6

Oooh! A DOUBLE pun! EYESORE 9001 Mar 16 #7

HAhahahhahah. Thank you, EYESORE 9001 debm55 Mar 16 #8

Trees access the "intreenet" via mycorrhizal fungi and aromatic pheromones. PufPuf23 Mar 16 #9

OK, Thank you very much PufPuf23 debm55 Mar 16 #10

MiHale

(13,153 posts)

1. At the root level?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:49 AM

Mar 16

debm55

(61,604 posts)

3. Sorry, not correct.Thank you for trying, MiHale.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:50 AM

Mar 16

underpants

(197,127 posts)

2. Log in to the Wood Wide Web?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:49 AM

Mar 16

debm55

(61,604 posts)

4. Congratulations, underpants, you are correct.

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:52 AM

Mar 16

underpants

(197,127 posts)

5. I got a B in Biology 101 AND Zoology

Reply to debm55 (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:56 AM

Mar 16

and I have absolutely no understanding of science at all.

debm55

(61,604 posts)

6. HAHAHAHA. Thank you,

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:59 AM

Mar 16

EYESORE 9001

(29,878 posts)

7. Oooh! A DOUBLE pun!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 11:02 AM

Mar 16

Score!

debm55

(61,604 posts)

8. HAhahahhahah. Thank you, EYESORE 9001

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 11:04 AM

Mar 16

PufPuf23

(9,935 posts)

9. Trees access the "intreenet" via mycorrhizal fungi and aromatic pheromones.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 07:33 PM

Mar 16

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycorrhiza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

Tree do not like the term "log" as "log" is a name for the remains of murdered tree corpses after branches and leaves are removed.

debm55

(61,604 posts)

10. OK, Thank you very much PufPuf23

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Mon Mar 16, 2026, 08:49 PM

Mar 16

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