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Bayard

(29,584 posts)
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 07:31 PM Mar 15

So, there's a woman down the road from us with a 12 ft tall plastic skeleton in her front yard

I understood it being there for Halloween, complete with black robe and scythe. For Thanksgiving, he transitioned to a Pilgrim hat. By xmas, he was wearing a Santa hat and pants. Apparently just taking off the hat, and keeping the red pants, made him in style for Valentines Day.

I drove past there yesterday, and he is carrying a basket of eggs. When will this madness end? No--don't ask. I am afraid to stop and take pictures.

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So, there's a woman down the road from us with a 12 ft tall plastic skeleton in her front yard (Original Post) Bayard Mar 15 OP
That;s funny. PS i wouldn't stop either debm55 Mar 15 #1
She seems cool. ForgoTheConsequence Mar 15 #2
You have the coolest neighbor in the world nt cyclonefence Mar 15 #3
Hmmm...wonder if you live near us. Totally Tunsie Mar 15 #4
I Like It !!! alittlelark Mar 15 #5
Oak Cliff, TX kcoates Mar 15 #6
There's a used car lot in Coeur d'Alene that has an old tow truck... jmowreader Mar 15 #7
Little local eccentricities TommyT139 Mar 15 #8
I can attest to that! AloeVera Mar 15 #24
think of it this way: could be worse, could be a Trump flag Skittles Mar 15 #9
It would be funnier if The Madcap Mar 15 #33
I'd stop and tell them how great I think is it Niagara Mar 15 #10
I was going to ask, True Dough Mar 15 #11
No. I wish Bayard was talking about me Niagara Mar 15 #12
Maybe it can be disassembled? True Dough Mar 15 #14
You do have a point there about it being disassembled Niagara Mar 15 #15
Time to hold True Dough Mar 15 #16
Or, here's another idea True Dough Mar 15 #17
That's a fantastic idea, True Niagara Mar 15 #18
The Skeleton House True Dough Mar 15 #22
I'd like to do something like this in my yard to change things Niagara Mar 15 #23
You don't need to store it mercuryblues Mar 15 #27
True Dough and I were just discussing that option Niagara Mar 15 #31
Dang. mercuryblues Mar 15 #40
I'll think of something though, I usually do Niagara Mar 15 #42
She never stores it Bayard Mar 15 #46
We have a home like that in our area Dave in VA Mar 15 #13
My optometrist has a six foot skeleton sitting in his office. He dresses it up for the various holidays and events. The Floyd R. Turbo Mar 15 #19
A similar story Gruenemann Mar 15 #20
Probably doesn't have room to store it. JohnnyRingo Mar 15 #21
my cat's buddy is one of those skeletons NJCher Mar 15 #25
That's hilarious! AloeVera Mar 15 #26
Why did she insult the Irish? Martin Eden Mar 15 #28
She just skipped right over that one Bayard Mar 15 #47
Easter is about rebirth. underpants Mar 15 #29
All of those costumes probably take up less storage space than the skeleton itself, RockRaven Mar 15 #30
We have one of those. hamsterjill Mar 15 #32
She skipped St Patrick's Day? CrispyQ Mar 15 #34
Clever Faux pas Mar 15 #35
She's having fun. Nobody's getting hurt. Demobrat Mar 15 #36
She should keep an eye out for ICE. KY_EnviroGuy Mar 15 #37
They sound fun Luciferous Mar 15 #38
Its the Home Depot Skelly. johnnyfins Mar 15 #39
I like her style. Warpy Mar 15 #41
There's a guy about 1.5 miles up the road from me that does something similar but he also has a giant skeleton dog!! chowder66 Mar 15 #43
Practically you realize that storing it is a pain Lithos Mar 15 #44
We have definitely wandered off into the Twilight Zone. flashman13 Mar 15 #45
Sounds like you have a bone to pick Blue Owl Mar 15 #48

Totally Tunsie

(11,838 posts)
4. Hmmm...wonder if you live near us.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 07:50 PM
Mar 15

We have a neighbor who does the same! Same one, or kindred spirits?

jmowreader

(53,166 posts)
7. There's a used car lot in Coeur d'Alene that has an old tow truck...
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:00 PM
Mar 15

...like "Mater" in Cars. The paint on this thing must be an inch thick from all the different holidays they've decorated it for.

TommyT139

(2,349 posts)
8. Little local eccentricities
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:05 PM
Mar 15

...are frowned upon in totalitarian societies.

The skeleton might be annoying, but maybe view it as a small measure of freedom that someone is choosing to exercise.

AloeVera

(4,233 posts)
24. I can attest to that!
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:13 PM
Mar 15

My Mom had to take down her curtains for offending the authorities' sense of "decorum". She was told she was a vain and show-offy person - simply for not going along with the white lace curtains of the herd. A couple of years later she managed to escape from behind the Iron Curtain just as Russian tanks were rolling into Czechkoslovakia next door. True story.

No, individualism is not tolerated in a totalitarian society.

The Madcap

(1,895 posts)
33. It would be funnier if
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:41 PM
Mar 15

it were wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and had an old yellowed mop on its head.

Niagara

(11,805 posts)
10. I'd stop and tell them how great I think is it
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:24 PM
Mar 15

The actual madness is bombing the hell out of other countries.

Niagara

(11,805 posts)
12. No. I wish Bayard was talking about me
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:35 PM
Mar 15

I don't have a 12 foot plastic skeleton.


I have zero storage for anything like that.

True Dough

(26,590 posts)
14. Maybe it can be disassembled?
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:39 PM
Mar 15

And then you could store 12 one-foot plastic skeleton parts?

Niagara

(11,805 posts)
15. You do have a point there about it being disassembled
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:46 PM
Mar 15

I asked MontanaMama about hers one year and that's how she does it.


I'm still not sure if I have the room even for that.


You should see the garage, I would say that 15% of the garage hoard is mine.



True Dough

(26,590 posts)
17. Or, here's another idea
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:58 PM
Mar 15

You have the skeleton up until spring and then you use those 12 disassembled pieces as temporary fence posts in your yard and fence off your garden!

How about it?

Niagara

(11,805 posts)
23. I'd like to do something like this in my yard to change things
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:12 PM
Mar 15

up for Halloween. That would be fun!


mercuryblues

(16,396 posts)
27. You don't need to store it
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:21 PM
Mar 15

Just dress it up for Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Fourth of July and so on. In months that there isn't anything going on, just put a bathing suit and a sun hat on it.

Niagara

(11,805 posts)
31. True Dough and I were just discussing that option
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:35 PM
Mar 15

I also live in Buffalo and sometimes we can get some hellacious wind storms. Our last wind storm the gusts got up to 75 mph. My neighbor got a green house last summer and the wind pretty much destroyed it over the winter. Those skeletons aren't cheap and I'd be worried about wind storms knocking it into the next neighborhood.


Bayard

(29,584 posts)
46. She never stores it
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 11:40 PM
Mar 15

She just keeps changing the costume--kind of like what people used to do with the lawn ducks.

Dave in VA

(2,285 posts)
13. We have a home like that in our area
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:36 PM
Mar 15

They put up the 12 foot plastic skeleton about 4 or 5 years ago. They live across the street from a stip mall. There's a family with a special needs child that was non verbal. I believe he was about 5 years old at the time. The mother reported to the local news station that her child had spoken for the first time in his life when he saw that skeleton. Turn around mom, turn around!

She parked in the strip mall lot across the street and cried as her son laughed and talked about how much he loved that skeleton.

The neighbor for the last 5 years has decorated that skeleton for every holiday and the whole neighborhood love it.

Sometimes there are reasons for things that we may not always understand.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,891 posts)
19. My optometrist has a six foot skeleton sitting in his office. He dresses it up for the various holidays and events. The
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:04 PM
Mar 15

one constant is the sign it’s holding which reads “I’m next”!

Gruenemann

(1,053 posts)
20. A similar story
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:07 PM
Mar 15

My sister had a colleague who decorated her office door with a skeleton for Halloween, and another worker complained that it was "satanic". The response? Pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving, Santa hat for Xmas, hearts for Valentine's Day, etc etc.

JohnnyRingo

(20,857 posts)
21. Probably doesn't have room to store it.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:07 PM
Mar 15

Might not have considered that when they bought it. LOL
I wonder every holiday where people keep all the stuff they set out front these days. Someone near here has a normal size skeleton that sits on the porch swing all year. It also wears different threads.

NJCher

(43,102 posts)
25. my cat's buddy is one of those skeletons
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:17 PM
Mar 15

My neighbor puts this up every year. It has glowing eyes. From the moment he appears before Halloween, my cat is hanging next to him every day. In this pic, look at the little orange ball at the skeleton's feet.



Now it is true there is a good NYC skyline view, but I think he just loves his friend. Or maybe it's a good place to spot mice?

When he is deconstructed and put inside after Halloween, Oliver is distraught. He lies down behind my car tire in the leaves. I have to be very careful not to aid his suicidal ideation.

RockRaven

(19,288 posts)
30. All of those costumes probably take up less storage space than the skeleton itself,
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:29 PM
Mar 15

so leaving it in the yard all year long and dressing it up by holiday/season is a sort of efficiency.

hamsterjill

(17,560 posts)
32. We have one of those.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:40 PM
Mar 15

He's been every mascot for every sports team that the family likes - and they must be really, really BIG sports fans.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,781 posts)
37. She should keep an eye out for ICE.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:47 PM
Mar 15

They might grab it to help meet their quota and ship it off abroad.

Imagine taking that case to court........

Thanks for sharing!

johnnyfins

(3,748 posts)
39. Its the Home Depot Skelly.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:52 PM
Mar 15

Pain in the ass to put up and take down. We have a few year rounders in these parts too.

chowder66

(12,224 posts)
43. There's a guy about 1.5 miles up the road from me that does something similar but he also has a giant skeleton dog!!
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 10:13 PM
Mar 15

I haven't seen an easter display but did see the halloween and xmas display.

Lithos

(26,637 posts)
44. Practically you realize that storing it is a pain
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 10:25 PM
Mar 15

Either that, they are justifying the cost...

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