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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo, there's a woman down the road from us with a 12 ft tall plastic skeleton in her front yard
I understood it being there for Halloween, complete with black robe and scythe. For Thanksgiving, he transitioned to a Pilgrim hat. By xmas, he was wearing a Santa hat and pants. Apparently just taking off the hat, and keeping the red pants, made him in style for Valentines Day.
I drove past there yesterday, and he is carrying a basket of eggs. When will this madness end? No--don't ask. I am afraid to stop and take pictures.
debm55
(60,378 posts)ForgoTheConsequence
(5,185 posts)People like that make the world a better place.
cyclonefence
(5,151 posts)Totally Tunsie
(11,838 posts)We have a neighbor who does the same! Same one, or kindred spirits?
alittlelark
(19,138 posts)kcoates
(75 posts)Same here!! I love it! St. Patrick's this week!! 🍀
jmowreader
(53,166 posts)...like "Mater" in Cars. The paint on this thing must be an inch thick from all the different holidays they've decorated it for.
TommyT139
(2,349 posts)...are frowned upon in totalitarian societies.
The skeleton might be annoying, but maybe view it as a small measure of freedom that someone is choosing to exercise.
AloeVera
(4,233 posts)My Mom had to take down her curtains for offending the authorities' sense of "decorum". She was told she was a vain and show-offy person - simply for not going along with the white lace curtains of the herd. A couple of years later she managed to escape from behind the Iron Curtain just as Russian tanks were rolling into Czechkoslovakia next door. True story.
No, individualism is not tolerated in a totalitarian society.
Skittles
(171,602 posts)yes indeed
The Madcap
(1,895 posts)it were wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and had an old yellowed mop on its head.
Niagara
(11,805 posts)The actual madness is bombing the hell out of other countries.
True Dough
(26,590 posts)do you live a few doors down from Bayard, by chance?
Niagara
(11,805 posts)I don't have a 12 foot plastic skeleton.
I have zero storage for anything like that.
True Dough
(26,590 posts)And then you could store 12 one-foot plastic skeleton parts?
Niagara
(11,805 posts)I asked MontanaMama about hers one year and that's how she does it.
I'm still not sure if I have the room even for that.
You should see the garage, I would say that 15% of the garage hoard is mine.
True Dough
(26,590 posts)a garage sale!
True Dough
(26,590 posts)You have the skeleton up until spring and then you use those 12 disassembled pieces as temporary fence posts in your yard and fence off your garden!
How about it?
Niagara
(11,805 posts)The house could be known as the "The Skelton House"!
True Dough
(26,590 posts)that grows boney beets and beans every summer!
Niagara
(11,805 posts)up for Halloween. That would be fun!

mercuryblues
(16,396 posts)Just dress it up for Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Fourth of July and so on. In months that there isn't anything going on, just put a bathing suit and a sun hat on it.
Niagara
(11,805 posts)I also live in Buffalo and sometimes we can get some hellacious wind storms. Our last wind storm the gusts got up to 75 mph. My neighbor got a green house last summer and the wind pretty much destroyed it over the winter. Those skeletons aren't cheap and I'd be worried about wind storms knocking it into the next neighborhood.
mercuryblues
(16,396 posts)Ahh, the lake effect.
Niagara
(11,805 posts)Bayard
(29,584 posts)She just keeps changing the costume--kind of like what people used to do with the lawn ducks.
Dave in VA
(2,285 posts)They put up the 12 foot plastic skeleton about 4 or 5 years ago. They live across the street from a stip mall. There's a family with a special needs child that was non verbal. I believe he was about 5 years old at the time. The mother reported to the local news station that her child had spoken for the first time in his life when he saw that skeleton. Turn around mom, turn around!
She parked in the strip mall lot across the street and cried as her son laughed and talked about how much he loved that skeleton.
The neighbor for the last 5 years has decorated that skeleton for every holiday and the whole neighborhood love it.
Sometimes there are reasons for things that we may not always understand.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,891 posts)one constant is the sign its holding which reads Im next!
Gruenemann
(1,053 posts)My sister had a colleague who decorated her office door with a skeleton for Halloween, and another worker complained that it was "satanic". The response? Pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving, Santa hat for Xmas, hearts for Valentine's Day, etc etc.
JohnnyRingo
(20,857 posts)Might not have considered that when they bought it. LOL
I wonder every holiday where people keep all the stuff they set out front these days. Someone near here has a normal size skeleton that sits on the porch swing all year. It also wears different threads.
NJCher
(43,102 posts)My neighbor puts this up every year. It has glowing eyes. From the moment he appears before Halloween, my cat is hanging next to him every day. In this pic, look at the little orange ball at the skeleton's feet.

Now it is true there is a good NYC skyline view, but I think he just loves his friend. Or maybe it's a good place to spot mice?
When he is deconstructed and put inside after Halloween, Oliver is distraught. He lies down behind my car tire in the leaves. I have to be very careful not to aid his suicidal ideation.
AloeVera
(4,233 posts)Cats are so unfathomable..
"Suicidal ideation"
Martin Eden
(15,587 posts)Saint Patrick's Day comes before Easter.
Bayard
(29,584 posts)I am curious what she's going to do for July 4th.
underpants
(196,388 posts)Its a wild story
RockRaven
(19,288 posts)so leaving it in the yard all year long and dressing it up by holiday/season is a sort of efficiency.
hamsterjill
(17,560 posts)He's been every mascot for every sports team that the family likes - and they must be really, really BIG sports fans.
CrispyQ
(40,940 posts)That would have been so much fun!
Faux pas
(16,343 posts)Demobrat
(10,297 posts)I wish she was my neighbor.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,781 posts)They might grab it to help meet their quota and ship it off abroad.
Imagine taking that case to court........
Thanks for sharing!
Luciferous
(6,586 posts)johnnyfins
(3,748 posts)Pain in the ass to put up and take down. We have a few year rounders in these parts too.
Warpy
(114,588 posts)It sounds almost like a modern take on th eDanse Macabre.
chowder66
(12,224 posts)I haven't seen an easter display but did see the halloween and xmas display.
Lithos
(26,637 posts)Either that, they are justifying the cost...