The DU Lounge

kairos12

(13,702 posts) Sun Mar 15, 2026, 05:17 PM Mar 15

LOL. Time is undefeated.

1978 /2023
Long Hair /Longing for hair
8 Tracks /Cataracts
KEGs /EKGs
Streaking /Leaking
Acid Rock /Acid Reflux
Seeds and Stems /Fiber
Stayin' Alive (the song) /Stayin' Alive (the Goal)
Hoping for a BMW /Hoping for a BM
Going to a new hip, joint /Getting a new hip joint
Rolling Stones /Kidney Stones
Bell Bottoms Large bottoms
Disco /Costco
Whatever /Depends
Rock n' roll all night /Sleep through the night
Think you know everything /Think you know your name

13 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

LOL. Time is undefeated. (Original Post) kairos12 Mar 15 OP

Clever BeneteauBum Mar 15 #1

Spot on except for the "sleep through the night" line... Wounded Bear Mar 15 #2

Feel like I'm way past my multigraincracker Mar 15 #3

Yup. The warranty has certainly expired on my old carcass.... AZ8theist Mar 15 #5

My friend sent me a meme... oldsoldierfadingfast Mar 15 #4

You nailed it! MLAA Mar 15 #6

Trying to get laid / trying to get paid. MLAA Mar 15 #7

This is great! CTyankee Mar 15 #8

My father received a bunch of awards is his multigraincracker Mar 15 #9

Time, Time, Time; Time is on My Side..... reACTIONary Mar 15 #10

Hahaha Joinfortmill Mar 15 #11

hahaha! Finally! Someone understands me ... sarchasm Mar 15 #12

Is it live, or is it Memorex? / Am I alive, or just a memory? Just Jerome Mar 15 #13

BeneteauBum

(763 posts)

1. Clever

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2026, 06:00 PM

Mar 15

And so true for this boomer!

Peace ☮️

Wounded Bear

(64,615 posts)

2. Spot on except for the "sleep through the night" line...

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2026, 06:11 PM

Mar 15

Thankfully, I still wake up before I pee the bed. Usually more than once.

multigraincracker

(38,012 posts)

3. Feel like I'm way past my

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2026, 06:15 PM

Mar 15

Best if Used By date.

AZ8theist

(7,615 posts)

5. Yup. The warranty has certainly expired on my old carcass....

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 15, 2026, 06:41 PM

Mar 15

oldsoldierfadingfast

(366 posts)

4. My friend sent me a meme...

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2026, 06:27 PM

Mar 15

that said the good thing about being old is that you no longer have to worry about dying young!
However, that reminded me of another old saying, "Only the good die young."
What does that say about me and a few of yaw'l????