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red dog 1

(33,464 posts) Sat Mar 7, 2026, 03:45 PM Mar 7

Know any Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and slap himself on the back of his own head.

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Know any Chuck Norris jokes? (Original Post) red dog 1 Mar 7 OP

Know why there are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee ones? Eko Mar 7 #1

Zing! JMCKUSICK Mar 7 #8

His acting? Norrrm Mar 7 #2

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, kozar Mar 7 #3

His politics? quaint Mar 7 #4

Hospital rayray56 Mar 7 #5

Good one! red dog 1 Mar 7 #7

Oh, very good. Intractable Mar 13 #12

There is no such thing as natural selection. LudwigPastorius Mar 7 #6

Just this: Drum Mar 7 #9

Chuck Norris finally admitted to using a stunt double Skittles Mar 7 #10

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. red dog 1 Mar 13 #11

Chuck Norris makes onions cry. red dog 1 Mar 18 #13

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in owning or using guns. LudwigPastorius Mar 18 #14

Eko

(10,101 posts)

1. Know why there are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee ones?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 03:52 PM

Mar 7

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

JMCKUSICK

(6,608 posts)

8. Zing!

Reply to Eko (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 06:49 PM

Mar 7

Norrrm

(5,575 posts)

2. His acting?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 03:55 PM

Mar 7

kozar

(3,373 posts)

3. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups,

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:02 PM

Mar 7

He pushes the Earth down.!

Koz

quaint

(5,112 posts)

4. His politics?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:21 PM

Mar 7

rayray56

(10 posts)

5. Hospital

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:33 PM

Mar 7

Chuck built the hospital he was born in, and then he drove his mother home.

red dog 1

(33,464 posts)

7. Good one!

Reply to rayray56 (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 05:00 PM

Mar 7

Welcome to DU!

Intractable

(2,384 posts)

12. Oh, very good.

Reply to rayray56 (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:54 PM

Mar 13

LudwigPastorius

(14,994 posts)

6. There is no such thing as natural selection.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:43 PM

Mar 7

There are only animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Drum

(10,763 posts)

9. Just this:

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 07:31 PM

Mar 7

Skittles

(172,840 posts)

10. Chuck Norris finally admitted to using a stunt double

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:30 PM

Mar 7

for the crying scenes

red dog 1

(33,464 posts)

11. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:16 PM

Mar 13

red dog 1

(33,464 posts)

13. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2026, 07:03 PM

Mar 18

LudwigPastorius

(14,994 posts)

14. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in owning or using guns.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2026, 11:51 PM

Mar 18

He inserts the bullets manually.

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