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debm55

(59,870 posts) Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:52 AM Mar 5

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Answer is ---Put it on my bill.

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What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Answer is ---Put it on my bill. (Original Post) debm55 Mar 5 OP

Put it on my bill? MLAA Mar 5 #1

Congratulations MLAA, you are correct. debm55 Mar 5 #2

Not gonna say it EYESORE 9001 Mar 5 #3

HAHAHAHHHAH. thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Mar 5 #4

"Put it on my bill" - I love that! Diamond_Dog Mar 5 #5

Thank you , Diamond-Dog. debm55 Mar 5 #6

What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the meat grinder. multigraincracker Mar 5 #7

That's funny. Thank you very much for sharing with us, multigraincracker. debm55 Mar 5 #8

Why a duck? Why-a no chicken? retread Mar 5 #9

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH thank you retread, but a chicken doesn't have a bill debm55 Mar 5 #10

Ok. Why a duck? Why-a no platypus? retread Mar 6 #13

Oy! CTyankee Mar 5 #11

Thanks CTyankee, debm55 Mar 5 #12

MLAA

(19,728 posts)

1. Put it on my bill?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:53 AM

Mar 5

debm55

(59,870 posts)

2. Congratulations MLAA, you are correct.

Reply to MLAA (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:55 AM

Mar 5

EYESORE 9001

(29,661 posts)

3. Not gonna say it

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:55 AM

Mar 5

I could give the answer if I wanted, however. It would really quack you up.

debm55

(59,870 posts)

4. HAHAHAHHHAH. thank you EYESORE 9001

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:57 AM

Mar 5

Diamond_Dog

(40,393 posts)

5. "Put it on my bill" - I love that!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:57 AM

Mar 5

debm55

(59,870 posts)

6. Thank you , Diamond-Dog.

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:59 AM

Mar 5

multigraincracker

(37,497 posts)

7. What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the meat grinder.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 11:08 AM

Mar 5

Won’t be long now.

debm55

(59,870 posts)

8. That's funny. Thank you very much for sharing with us, multigraincracker.

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 11:20 AM

Mar 5

retread

(3,917 posts)

9. Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 02:22 PM

Mar 5

debm55

(59,870 posts)

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHH thank you retread, but a chicken doesn't have a bill

Reply to retread (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 02:29 PM

Mar 5

retread

(3,917 posts)

13. Ok. Why a duck? Why-a no platypus?

Reply to debm55 (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:10 AM

Mar 6

CTyankee

(68,109 posts)

11. Oy!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 03:54 PM

Mar 5

debm55

(59,870 posts)

12. Thanks CTyankee,

Reply to CTyankee (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 06:34 PM

Mar 5

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