making the lowly Homo sapiens, who have only been around for about a measly 200,000 years, suckers who will fetch food upon command with a fake limp and cute look.

Who's the fool here?

She's got her humans well trained, doesn't she?

joy inducing. Thank you Catbyte.

Had to play this on the full screen since it was about a cat. Your special gray tabby is so smart how she thinks she is playing you both. By the way she is BEAUTIFUL!
I also have a girl gray tabby and her name is LOLA. What is your kitty's name?

He had injured his left paw once and thereafter would favor it when he did something wrong. One day I came home to the wastebasket turned over with garbage spread across the kitchen floor. In the middle of it sat Andy lifting his right paw. I said, "You idiot! That's the wrong paw!" and he immediately switched to lifting his left paw.