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debm55

(55,859 posts) Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:45 AM Dec 17

-Why did the elf cross the road? Answer is -----to get to the other side.

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-Why did the elf cross the road? Answer is -----to get to the other side. (Original Post) debm55 Dec 17 OP

Shelves 'R' Us was on the other side.. MiHale Dec 17 #1

Sort of correct. MiHale I'll give you partial credit. debm55 Dec 17 #2

Not the store...just the shelf? MiHale Dec 17 #4

Sorry MiHale; Not correct debm55 Dec 17 #8

Santa tied him to the chicken. Emile Dec 17 #3

🤣🤣🤣 MiHale Dec 17 #5

Sorry Emile, Not correct debm55 Dec 17 #6

Dang it. Emile Dec 17 #7

Sorry Emile. Dang it is not correct debm55 Dec 17 #9

Only fair, the road crossed him first. Never trust a road. marble falls Dec 17 #10

Sorry marble falls not correct debm55 Dec 17 #11

Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys kerouac2 Dec 17 #12

Thank you very much, kerouac2 debm55 Dec 17 #13

MiHale

(12,632 posts)

1. Shelves 'R' Us was on the other side..

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:49 AM

Dec 17

debm55

(55,859 posts)

2. Sort of correct. MiHale I'll give you partial credit.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:50 AM

Dec 17

MiHale

(12,632 posts)

4. Not the store...just the shelf?

Reply to debm55 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:53 AM

Dec 17

debm55

(55,859 posts)

8. Sorry MiHale; Not correct

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:55 AM

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Emile

(40,656 posts)

3. Santa tied him to the chicken.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:52 AM

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MiHale

(12,632 posts)

5. 🤣🤣🤣

Reply to Emile (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:53 AM

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debm55

(55,859 posts)

6. Sorry Emile, Not correct

Reply to Emile (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:54 AM

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Emile

(40,656 posts)

7. Dang it.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:54 AM

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debm55

(55,859 posts)

9. Sorry Emile. Dang it is not correct

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 08:56 AM

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marble falls

(71,104 posts)

10. Only fair, the road crossed him first. Never trust a road.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 09:00 AM

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debm55

(55,859 posts)

11. Sorry marble falls not correct

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 09:01 AM

Dec 17

kerouac2

(1,427 posts)

12. Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 10:08 AM

Dec 17

Why didn’t Santa’s helper think he could make good toys?

A: He had low elf esteem.

Hahaha

Q: What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The elfabet.

Q: What is big, green and carries a trunk?
A: An Elfant.

Christmas elf Jokes
https://funkidsjokes.com/elf-jokes/

debm55

(55,859 posts)

13. Thank you very much, kerouac2

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Wed Dec 17, 2025, 10:12 AM

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