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Something you think she’ll like.

Hope that helps…

are supposed to be good for arthritis?

I heard this a couple of decades ago. I don't know that it helps arthritis, but the gin tasted like eiswein. It was great!

It shouldn’t come as surprise that, throughout history, people have placed a great deal of reliance of alcohol-based treatments.

...but you don't care?

where is your favorite place to hang out online?

Incredibly addictive surfing. Try it. See you in a few years when you’re done…

What is your preference, a full meal or an array of snacks?

Why not both?

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Patients are already consulting “Dr. Google” for their little aches and pains. But when their keyword searching, devoid of training, experience, and clinical judgement fails, they come to see me.

1) I've yet to be right.

2) I always gravitate to the worst possible scenario.

It turns out that those who have degrees from 4 to 7 years of schooling (or more) might actually know something. Who woulda thunk it?

But, you know, while you're waiting for days or weeks (or months) or answers to some ailments, it's natural to get curious and see if you can diagnose it yourself, even if it's almost always an exercise in futility.

First day of PA school: “Common diseases are common because they’re common.” That may be overstating the case a bit, but you get the idea. Whatever your condition, it’s likely to be something very commonplace. But we always keep the worst-case scenario in the backs of our minds when examining and diagnosing you.

Enjoy your weekend.