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True Dough

(25,830 posts)
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 06:58 PM Dec 5

What's your go-to excuse

when your brain logs out mid-sentence?

"Senior's moment" accepted, but all too common. Hoping for some originals!

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What's your go-to excuse (Original Post) True Dough Dec 5 OP
I call it a brain glitch. Irish_Dem Dec 5 #1
Cranial flatulence SheltieLover Dec 5 #2
Opps, had a 'brain fart!'...this is a good excuse I use sometimes... SWBTATTReg Dec 5 #3
I use brain fart too. debm55 Dec 5 #5
How bout this? FalloutShelter Dec 5 #4
ahhh...a variation on the old abe simpson ploy. ret5hd Dec 5 #9
LOL FalloutShelter Dec 5 #10
Isn't that what we get daily from you-know-who.... Sogo Dec 5 #21
Laughed my NJCher Dec 7 #55
oops justaprogressive Dec 5 #6
My usual cop. House of Roberts Dec 5 #7
Usually, True Dough Dec 5 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author True Dough Dec 5 #16
Lost the thought.. Permanut Dec 5 #8
Well, since I have chronic brain fog (fibromyalgia) this makes me feel better reading the responses Niagara Dec 5 #11
Outstanding list NJCher Dec 7 #56
Thank you, NJCher Niagara Dec 7 #64
(Pointing at head). Narrow gauge railway. Train went off the track. Norrrm Dec 5 #12
Oops, brain clutter again. Have to wait for what ever it was I lost to come to the top again. Fla Dem Dec 5 #13
This message was self-deleted by its author Fla Dem Dec 5 #14
"Ahhh... fuck it." Harker Dec 5 #17
I use that True Dough Dec 5 #18
It pays to stick with a proven winner! Harker Dec 5 #19
The subtle approach. Permanut Dec 5 #31
I didn't know that you swore, Harker Niagara Dec 6 #37
More so when speaking than in writing, Niagara. Harker Dec 6 #40
I get that, Harker Niagara Dec 7 #53
I say fluff it. debm55 Dec 6 #44
If I should ever find myself in polite company again, I'll try that! Harker Dec 7 #50
Thank you , Harker. debm55 Dec 7 #60
Stoner moment vs senior moment. quaint Dec 5 #20
"I can't believe I can't think of (his/her name)....It'll come back...." (and it always does). Sogo Dec 5 #22
Just put NJCher Dec 7 #57
YW....Make sure the B12 is methycobalamin and NOT cyanocobalamin. Sogo Dec 7 #61
Uploading berniesandersmittens Dec 5 #23
I go downstairs to get something. Norrrm Dec 5 #24
My life has become much simpler since moving into a studio. pat_k Dec 5 #32
Ever went looking True Dough Dec 6 #36
Seeing as I am seriously nearsighted, no. 3catwoman3 Dec 6 #38
My iPhone is NJCher Dec 7 #58
Having a spontaneous flashback JoseBalow Dec 5 #25
Sorry, my train of thought just derailed. WestMichRad Dec 5 #26
Oh, I'm stealing that! -nt CrispyQ Dec 5 #28
"Lost my train of thought." CrispyQ Dec 5 #27
I think it's not used as often as it used to be. yorkster Dec 5 #34
Crap. Lost the train. ADD moment. pat_k Dec 5 #29
CRS Lars39 Dec 5 #30
I call it self-distraction. yorkster Dec 5 #33
CRS ScoutHikerDad Dec 5 #35
Buffering! applegrove Dec 6 #39
"Wait a second. I'm dumb." Iggo Dec 6 #41
the voices in my head interrupted Marthe48 Dec 6 #42
That's a good one! Iggo Dec 6 #43
I say, Oh fluff it. debm55 Dec 6 #45
And then you should True Dough Dec 6 #46
"Did you just see my impersonation of a babies butt?" JMCKUSICK Dec 6 #47
"I'm sorry. I didn't get any sleep last night." LudwigPastorius Dec 7 #48
Sorry, I paused. nt Dulcinea Dec 7 #49
I'm getting old Pototan Dec 7 #51
;-{) Goonch Dec 7 #52
There is no 'excuse'. OldBaldy1701E Dec 7 #54
I have so much stuff in my brain it takes a while to open that file cabinet. kimbutgar Dec 7 #59
"Need I say more?"😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 7 #62
"Geeze, I hope I'm not going Tr**p!" NNadir Dec 7 #63

FalloutShelter

(14,188 posts)
4. How bout this?
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 07:01 PM
Dec 5

“You know what… I just thought of something.”
Go off on a tangent and then circle back.
Sometimes I find the arrant thought will fall into place the moment I take the pressure off of myself to retrieve it.

Response to House of Roberts (Reply #7)

Niagara

(11,525 posts)
11. Well, since I have chronic brain fog (fibromyalgia) this makes me feel better reading the responses
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 07:46 PM
Dec 5

I don't really refer to memory lapses as any term or phrases. Things that I say frequently as it's happening to me is the following:



"Recalculating. Recalculating. Recalculating!" (like a GPS system)



"Derp. Derp. Derp." (this can go on for several minutes to be honest)



"WELP! My OLDS TIMERS just kicked in again!" There was an email joke about OLDS TIMERS and SOME TIMERS and I don't remember how it went.


"I'M MELTING!!!" (I sound like the Wicked Witch in Wizard of Oz)


" I forgot what I was saying."


"Where was I?" "What was I talking about?" "Where was I going again?"


"Dammit, I came into this room for a reason. I forgot what that reason was!"


"Tickets! Tickets please!" (I say this in Vampire Lestat's voice, kind of like riding the crazy train)


I'm a Capricorn. I don't follow. I just do my own thing. Thank you.

Niagara

(11,525 posts)
64. Thank you, NJCher
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 04:07 PM
Dec 7

Yes, unfortunately. The sad fact is I'm still an quadragenarian (for now).

Fla Dem

(27,422 posts)
13. Oops, brain clutter again. Have to wait for what ever it was I lost to come to the top again.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 08:19 PM
Dec 5

God this post and replies does me so much good. I have been so stressed this past year with all my brain glitches. It's just not forgetting what I was talking about, or not being able to pull up the name of a person I've known for years, or getting into the car to go someplace and forgetting how to get there. Seriously it's happened a half a dozen times to me when I'm going some place I've gone a 100 times and I have to stop and think how I get there.

My friends and family (those in my age group) tell me don't worry it happens to them too. And yet I can't recall ever seeing it happen to them.

I do see a therapist and she told me the less you use your brain cells the more you lose them. Right now I'm doing memory /brain games to try to at least slow the process down. I try to stay active and involved.
It probably isn't going to get better, just hope it doesn't get worse.

Response to True Dough (Original post)

Niagara

(11,525 posts)
53. I get that, Harker
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:55 AM
Dec 7

It's all I ever get done when I'm practicing defensive driving in Buffalo.

Sogo

(6,982 posts)
22. "I can't believe I can't think of (his/her name)....It'll come back...." (and it always does).
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 09:11 PM
Dec 5

A neuroscientist friend of mine recommends taking B12 (helps neural activity), Omega 3 fatty acids (protects myelin sheath), D3, and CoQ10.

Being a vegetarian, I have to be vigilant about taking these, and I can tell the difference if I've missed.

Sogo

(6,982 posts)
61. YW....Make sure the B12 is methycobalamin and NOT cyanocobalamin.
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 12:07 PM
Dec 7

The explanation is that B12 has to attach to another molecule, and manufacturers use cyanocobalamin because it's cheaper, but it's actually a derivative of cyanide! The brand I like is Jarrow.

Norrrm

(4,003 posts)
24. I go downstairs to get something.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 09:57 PM
Dec 5

I go downstairs to get something.
I get something.
I go back upstairs.
.
I go back downstairs to get the something I wanted.
I go back upstairs.

It's my exercise program.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

pat_k

(12,665 posts)
32. My life has become much simpler since moving into a studio.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 10:39 PM
Dec 5

I spend a lot less time standing in various rooms wondering "Why did I come in here?"

Then again, I still manage to "lose" my phone at least three times a day. And don't get me started on trying to find my glasses without, well, my glasses.

True Dough

(25,830 posts)
36. Ever went looking
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 06:22 AM
Dec 6

for your glasses when they're resting on your head? I've witnessed that one before.

3catwoman3

(28,582 posts)
38. Seeing as I am seriously nearsighted, no.
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:15 AM
Dec 6

Unless I’m showering or sleeping, my glasses are pretty much always on my face..

NJCher

(42,473 posts)
58. My iPhone is
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:43 AM
Dec 7

Full of messages about being used to find my iPad.

My iPad is full of messages about being used to find my iPhone.

WestMichRad

(2,930 posts)
26. Sorry, my train of thought just derailed.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 10:15 PM
Dec 5

My train is off the tracks more than it’s on them, some days.

pat_k

(12,665 posts)
29. Crap. Lost the train. ADD moment.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 10:21 PM
Dec 5

Like when I walk in a room and ask of no one in particular "Why did I come in here?"

When my partner has said my name about a half-dozen times without a response I say something like: "Sorry hon. Hyperfocus is a bitch."

yorkster

(3,675 posts)
33. I call it self-distraction.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 11:07 PM
Dec 5
Sometimes to retrieve a lost thought, Ii return to the activity or place I was when I had the thought. It usually comes back.

Pototan

(2,993 posts)
51. I'm getting old
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 07:22 AM
Dec 7

but my wife always says back to me, "what do you mean 'getting old?'" "We are already old"

kimbutgar

(26,800 posts)
59. I have so much stuff in my brain it takes a while to open that file cabinet.
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:31 AM
Dec 7

I tell that to the seniors I work with and say you’ve got 85 years of file cabinets in your brain just stay calm and the file will open!

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