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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts) Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:14 PM Oct 16

She dumped me for Jesus! Going through some old letters I came across one from a young woman I dated for a few months.

In the letter she expressed her affection for me and appreciated our time together, but she was committed to serving her religion and was fulfilling a life long dream and entering a convent.

Jesus!

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She dumped me for Jesus! Going through some old letters I came across one from a young woman I dated for a few months. (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Oct 16 OP

maybe she's dumped jesus for trump now nt msongs Oct 16 #1

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 16 #2

I never turned a woman to Jesus but I did break up with a woman who became a lesbian... wcmagumba Oct 16 #3

No comment! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 16 #4

I dated another woman for a while who left me for the Navy... wcmagumba Oct 16 #8

Like George Costanza JoseBalow Oct 16 #13

Yep, I forgot about that episode... wcmagumba Oct 17 #38

I knew or was aware of 3 similar to Floyds story Tetrachloride Oct 16 #5

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #17

Appropriate song Gruenemann Oct 16 #6

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #18

I think it was for the best. You wouldn't have wanted to play rhythm guitar behind Jesus. rsdsharp Oct 16 #7

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #19

My first love once told me she loved me Oeditpus Rex Oct 16 #9

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #20

An episode of Barney Miller had this. mtairyguy Oct 16 #10

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #21

😂😂😂😂 underpants Oct 17 #27

You made an honest woman out of her. skypilot Oct 16 #11

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #22

could have been so much worse ... consider if it was a tennis player stopdiggin Oct 16 #12

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #23

So when she was moaning "oh, god!" she was actually thinking about another guy JoseBalow Oct 16 #14

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #24

Apparently, she wasn't interested True Dough Oct 16 #15

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #25

Oh, that old line. No really, I'm sure that your gal probably meant it. Marie Marie Oct 16 #16

😏 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #26

Were you nun the wiser? Harker Oct 17 #28

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #29

"It's not you...it's Jesus!" sop Oct 17 #30

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #33

I wouldn't take it personally, she just didn't want anything to do with any men - nun underpants Oct 17 #31

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #34

Your life is a total mess bucolic_frolic Oct 17 #32

😇 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #35

My mom was going to be a nun, broke up with the church... hunter Oct 17 #36

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Oct 17 #37

msongs

(72,947 posts)

1. maybe she's dumped jesus for trump now nt

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:16 PM

Oct 16

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

2. 😬

Reply to msongs (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:17 PM

Oct 16

wcmagumba

(5,413 posts)

3. I never turned a woman to Jesus but I did break up with a woman who became a lesbian...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:17 PM

Oct 16

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

4. No comment! 😁

Reply to wcmagumba (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:18 PM

Oct 16

wcmagumba

(5,413 posts)

8. I dated another woman for a while who left me for the Navy...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:45 PM

Oct 16

It must be something in my approach...bad breath maybe?

JoseBalow

(9,055 posts)

13. Like George Costanza

Reply to wcmagumba (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 09:24 PM

Oct 16

(5:12)

wcmagumba

(5,413 posts)

38. Yep, I forgot about that episode...

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #13)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 02:40 PM

Oct 17

Tetrachloride

(9,297 posts)

5. I knew or was aware of 3 similar to Floyds story

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:24 PM

Oct 16

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

17. 😬

Reply to Tetrachloride (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 07:10 AM

Oct 17

Gruenemann

(1,052 posts)

6. Appropriate song

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:30 PM

Oct 16

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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

18. 😊

Reply to Gruenemann (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 07:58 AM

Oct 17

rsdsharp

(11,675 posts)

7. I think it was for the best. You wouldn't have wanted to play rhythm guitar behind Jesus.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:42 PM

Oct 16

Nobody does.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

19. 😁

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #7)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 07:59 AM

Oct 17

Oeditpus Rex

(43,094 posts)

9. My first love once told me she loved me

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:54 PM

Oct 16

and added, "But I love the lord more."

I took no offense. I was the one naking naughty with her, not him.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

20. 😁

Reply to Oeditpus Rex (Reply #9)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 07:59 AM

Oct 17

mtairyguy

(22 posts)

10. An episode of Barney Miller had this.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 08:56 PM

Oct 16

In it, Dietrich became emotionally attached to a woman with amnesia that he was processing for shoplifting. Tracking her ID and finding that she was a nun, his line was, ‘when I lose, I lose to the best’!

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

21. 🤔

Reply to mtairyguy (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 07:59 AM

Oct 17

underpants

(194,321 posts)

27. 😂😂😂😂

Reply to mtairyguy (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:04 AM

Oct 17

skypilot

(9,089 posts)

11. You made an honest woman out of her.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 09:14 PM

Oct 16

In a sense.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

22. 😁

Reply to skypilot (Reply #11)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 07:59 AM

Oct 17

stopdiggin

(14,863 posts)

12. could have been so much worse ... consider if it was a tennis player

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 09:16 PM

Oct 16

a mall cop, or insurance guy ....

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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

23. 😬

Reply to stopdiggin (Reply #12)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:00 AM

Oct 17

JoseBalow

(9,055 posts)

14. So when she was moaning "oh, god!" she was actually thinking about another guy

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 09:28 PM

Oct 16

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

24. 😬

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #14)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:00 AM

Oct 17

True Dough

(25,482 posts)

15. Apparently, she wasn't interested

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 09:30 PM

Oct 16

in your second coming, Floyd!

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

25. 😬

Reply to True Dough (Reply #15)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:00 AM

Oct 17

Marie Marie

(10,808 posts)

16. Oh, that old line. No really, I'm sure that your gal probably meant it.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 10:39 PM

Oct 16

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

26. 😏

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #16)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:01 AM

Oct 17

Harker

(17,220 posts)

28. Were you nun the wiser?

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Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:04 AM

Oct 17

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

29. 😬

Reply to Harker (Reply #28)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:06 AM

Oct 17

sop

(17,150 posts)

30. "It's not you...it's Jesus!"

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:07 AM

Oct 17

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

33. 😁

Reply to sop (Reply #30)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 10:56 AM

Oct 17

underpants

(194,321 posts)

31. I wouldn't take it personally, she just didn't want anything to do with any men - nun

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:09 AM

Oct 17

Don’t look at it’s as losing her to God. Look at it as turning her against all men.

See! Much better.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

34. 🤗

Reply to underpants (Reply #31)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 10:56 AM

Oct 17

bucolic_frolic

(53,604 posts)

32. Your life is a total mess

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 08:17 AM

Oct 17

until you see the light.

The rest of us don't need transformation.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

35. 😇

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Reply #32)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 10:57 AM

Oct 17

hunter

(40,293 posts)

36. My mom was going to be a nun, broke up with the church...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 12:56 PM

Oct 17

... picked up my dad on the rebound, had a bunch of kids, and lived happily ever after.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,052 posts)

37. ☺️

Reply to hunter (Reply #36)

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 01:29 PM

Oct 17

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