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catbyte

(38,668 posts) Thu Oct 9, 2025, 01:58 PM Oct 2025

Cat Arrested for Stealing Meat

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Cat Arrested for Stealing Meat (Original Post) catbyte Oct 2025 OP

That's an awful lot of meat for one cat to eat, Ocelot II Oct 2025 #1

This feline felon will need a good attorney. Irish_Dem Oct 2025 #4

It's probably AI-enhanced but cute anyhow. Ocelot II Oct 2025 #5

I had a little dog who loved my laundry basket. Irish_Dem Oct 2025 #6

AI created. sl8 Oct 2025 #8

Fish, too (different kitty) CousinIT Oct 2025 #2

Have I mentioned how much I love cats? Blue Owl Oct 2025 #3

And the only repentance that varmit had was for Vogon_Glory Oct 2025 #7

A bunch of years ago...don't think it was here, but could have been. A dog... electric_blue68 Oct 2025 #9

Ocelot II

(129,171 posts)

1. That's an awful lot of meat for one cat to eat,

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 02:01 PM

Oct 2025

but I'm sure he'd have loved the chance to go for it before he got busted.

Irish_Dem

(79,922 posts)

4. This feline felon will need a good attorney.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 02:23 PM

Oct 2025

But he can only pay you with half a steak.

Ocelot II

(129,171 posts)

5. It's probably AI-enhanced but cute anyhow.

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 02:43 PM

Oct 2025

I had a cat who stole a whole pork chop off my plate and ran away with it, so it's not all that far-fetched.

Irish_Dem

(79,922 posts)

6. I had a little dog who loved my laundry basket.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 03:13 PM

Oct 2025

Her favorite trick was to grab one of my undergarments and prance around
with it during a dinner party with friends.

So embarrassing. I had to hide the laundry basket before a party.

sl8

(17,006 posts)

8. AI created.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 9, 2025, 05:27 PM

Oct 2025

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