Hitch would always say that if Troy questioned his report.

“All I had to eat today was a half a bagel. And it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese”.

Recurring line from two different television programs.

The other predates the Addams family

Extra credit if you know the middle name of the person who said, “You rang?”

from "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis."

Care to take a stab at the extra credit?

Here's a clue:
Maynard was named for his aunt. The "G" is silent

That's hilarious.

Don't know the other one.

This clip has both.

It was Herb Tarlek selling the life insurance.

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WKRP's sales manager Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. is correct!

For breakfast you had to suck on a piece of cactus! You never had a toy to play with. You never had a pair of brown-and-white shoes. You never even took violin lessons. But you knew that you wanted to play baseball. You couldn't afford any equipment! So you made a catcher's mitt out of a satin pillow reading: "Greetings from Yellowstone Park!" You couldn't afford a bat, so you used your little brother. The other kids wouldn't play with that brave little lad with the weird mitt and the talking bat."

you twisted f**k!!!"

Tony Soprano?

Nacho Varga

(German accent a foregone conclusion.)

do you concur?"

One of my favorite lines ever uttered on TV.

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(Recurring line in a TV show costarring Siena Miller)

enchilada night, I'll never know".

hasn't moved in years".

wasn't nose deep in the devils dandruff"

Spock in "The City on the Edge of Forever."

Four!"

those where the guys get away with it, and those that leave witnesses".

he wants his face back".

My best guess

The hash episode.

I especially loved "Homey D. Clown"

or was it Scooby Doo?"

but when you're unarmed your tactics might gotta be downright Archimedean."

Flay Otters.

Miss Gatsby and Miss Tibbs.

It was said to a cop.

Wolf

just grazed my booby".

"In fact, forget the park!"

with just the right amount of dirty".

that much I do know".

that turned Barry Bonds head into a prize-winning squash".