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why did the tomato blush? (Original Post) debm55 8 hrs ago OP
Extra Tomato Joke ProfessorGAC 8 hrs ago #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I like that, debm55 7 hrs ago #2
She saw the salad dressing? Harker 7 hrs ago #3
Sounds right to me. I can't think of anything else. LoisB 7 hrs ago #4
Harker YOU are correct. debm55 6 hrs ago #7
I vote for Harker's reply. LoisB 7 hrs ago #5
He had a crush on the can of Crushed Tomatos? coprolite 7 hrs ago #6
Sorry not correct. He saw the salad dressing. debm55 6 hrs ago #8

ProfessorGAC

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1. Extra Tomato Joke
Thu Jan 16, 2025, 08:50 PM
8 hrs ago

What did the father tomato say when he stomped on the junior tomato for being so slow?
"That'll make you catch up!"

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