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why did the tomato blush? (Original Post)
debm55
8 hrs ago
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ProfessorGAC
(71,051 posts)1. Extra Tomato Joke
What did the father tomato say when he stomped on the junior tomato for being so slow?
"That'll make you catch up!"
debm55
(39,985 posts)2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I like that,
Harker
(15,318 posts)3. She saw the salad dressing?
LoisB
(9,079 posts)4. Sounds right to me. I can't think of anything else.
debm55
(39,985 posts)7. Harker YOU are correct.
LoisB
(9,079 posts)5. I vote for Harker's reply.
coprolite
(324 posts)6. He had a crush on the can of Crushed Tomatos?
debm55
(39,985 posts)8. Sorry not correct. He saw the salad dressing.