I just received the best birthday present

As I was taking my morning stroll, I overheard some MAGAts talking shit about Joe Biden and border issues. I stopped long enough to drop a couple of fact bombs on them, when the most mouthy of the bunch announced, ‘here’s what I think about Joe Biden!’, then tilted in his seat to unleash a sound not unlike a 10-pound carp splashing around in a live well. Sure wish I’d had my camera ready to capture his expression of surprise, horror & disgust. My parting line to that assemblage of dolts: don’t expect Joe Biden to clean up your mess!