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Floyd R. Turbo

(29,347 posts) Wed Jan 8, 2025, 12:34 PM Jan 8

I can either play well with others, or pass a drug test!

Doing both is not an option!

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I can either play well with others, or pass a drug test! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jan 8 OP

I passed my drug test with flying colors... MiHale Jan 8 #1

😎 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 8 #2

The last time I gave a urine sample EYESORE 9001 Jan 8 #3

I studied for days for my drug test--- lastlib Jan 8 #4

I had the guy trump used for his college tests take the drug test for me. Wonder Why Jan 8 #5

MiHale

(10,982 posts)

1. I passed my drug test with flying colors...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 12:37 PM

Jan 8

Knew every one along with dosages last week at the Docs.
Now time for a pipe!

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,347 posts)

2. 😎

Reply to MiHale (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 12:38 PM

Jan 8

EYESORE 9001

(27,686 posts)

3. The last time I gave a urine sample

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 01:23 PM

Jan 8

it burned a hole in the bottom of the cup

lastlib

(25,074 posts)

4. I studied for days for my drug test---

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 01:25 PM

Jan 8

pulled all-nighters like I did in college, took lots of uppers to keep me awake---and STILL flunked it!

Wonder Why

(4,821 posts)

5. I had the guy trump used for his college tests take the drug test for me.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 02:18 PM

Jan 8

He set an all time record - having the most different types of drugs ever recorded in his system. Now, I'm going for the Gold at the next Olympics.

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