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Marthe48

(19,620 posts) Tue Jan 7, 2025, 03:49 PM Jan 7

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A joke

An Ipod and a firecracker were arrested on New Year's Eve.

One was charged, the other was let off.

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A joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Jan 7 OP

I'm definitely buying tickets to your act. Duncanpup Jan 7 #1

Aw, you just want to meet the boy Marthe48 Jan 7 #2

You bet we Dunc the golden your grand dog and i Duncanpup Jan 7 #3

lol Marthe48 Jan 7 #4

Duncanpup

(13,906 posts)

1. I'm definitely buying tickets to your act.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Jan 7, 2025, 03:50 PM

Jan 7

Actually I’ll take your grand golden and my golden retriever as dinner dates to see you perform.

Marthe48

(19,620 posts)

2. Aw, you just want to meet the boy

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 7, 2025, 03:58 PM

Jan 7

Duncanpup

(13,906 posts)

3. You bet we Dunc the golden your grand dog and i

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 7, 2025, 04:03 PM

Jan 7

We can all hold paws and then after your show will all go find a tree to mark.

Marthe48

(19,620 posts)

4. lol

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 7, 2025, 04:12 PM

Jan 7

There are a bunch of coyotes around the grand's house. He's a runner, so he's been on a leash to do any marking. He prefers to look noble when I have him out.

My son-in-law puts him on a long leash and fastens the leash to the front of their golf cart and away they go. The boy gets to run as hard and long as he wants and my son-in-law doesn't need paramedics

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