They saw right through that strategy and angrily ordered another game.

I won two in a row just to show my love.

So I am officially the family Candy Land champ.

But now we can all go shopping and one of them can drive.

Both my grandfathers (and one grandmother) passed away before I was born.

Candy Land was my favorite game as a child…..

When they get tired of Candy Land, I sing Disney songs for them.

these are the days

Chutes and Ladders. Throw in a little Blaze and Numberblocks and its ultimate PaPa time.

And as a bonus, that's the kind of comfy you get to feel more often when you retire.

I start my new job on the 27th.

Nine, or possibly eleven, years to go. The girls will be close to voting age before their grandpa can call it quits.

You'll have to make the most of each opportunity, then.

Congrats on the new job, I forgot about that!

No need to beat yourself up.

My kind of day.

your belt is closer to your nipples than your waist