Trump Might Have To Replace Bozo DNI Pick, Since Even Republicans Hate That Guy

Donald Trump is back in Washington DC after a night of breathing on New York City’s basketball team and making it lose, while an entire crowd of New Yorkers screamed at him to tell them how much they hate him.

And what’s the news today? That literally everyone may hate Bill Pulte, Trump’s choice to go after his enemies as Tulsi Gabbard’s (acting) replacement at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, so much that he might have to pick a new DNI altogether. Pulte is the guy they call “Little Trump,” because he’s just as much of a loser as Trump! (Just as ugly too, look at that square head. There seems to be a strong correlation between white men being sad MAGA creeps with Daddy issues and their heads having corners. We’re just saying. It’s not right.)
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The headline in Semafor this morning was that behind the scenes lots of Republicans want Pulte — who currently also is rubbing his butthole all over the leadership positions at the Federal Housing Finance Agency, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — to GTFO out of contention for the DNI job. Democrats in Congress are going to block votes to extend the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), because hello, those are some pretty awesome spy powers to hand over to a little fuckwitted bitch like Bill Pulte.

And apparently nobody on Capitol Hill loves him enough to fight for him!

“Democrats are not going to vote to pass 702 until he’s withdrawn,” said Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas. “And we need that done. That’s 60% of the president’s daily brief is materials generated by FISA 702. So the stalemate needs to be broken.”

Haha, John Cornyn, Donald Trump is not capable of reading or absorbing the daily brief, hahaha.

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