Borowitz - Don the Dunce Has Learned Nothing (Not satire)

When you’re as stupid as Donald Trump, the last thing you need is to learn the wrong lessons.

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Trump’s illegal kidnapping of Nicolás Maduro taught him that toppling a head of state was as easy as playing a video game from the comfort of a Situation Room recliner, and encouraged him to play again—this time, in Iran.

Similarly, Trump’s ouster of Stephen Colbert from his time slot at CBS emboldened him to depose another comic nemesis, Jimmy Kimmel, from his perch at ABC.

What Trump didn’t understand, however, is that Iran isn’t Venezuela—and ABC isn’t CBS.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/don-the-dunce-has-learned-nothing