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The Borowitz Report: King Charles Alienates Republicans With Offensive Use of Complete Sentences
Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/king-charles-alienates-republicans
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Igniting an international incident on Tuesday, Charles III of the United Kingdom angered GOP lawmakers by delivering a speech riddled with complete sentences.
The offensive sentences, characterized by an incendiary deployment of subject-verb agreement, drew howls of outrage from congressional Republicans.
“Speech bad,” said Ron Johnson.
“Sucked,” said Lauren Boebert.
“Urgggh,” said Tommy Tuberville.
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The offensive sentences, characterized by an incendiary deployment of subject-verb agreement, drew howls of outrage from congressional Republicans.
“Speech bad,” said Ron Johnson.
“Sucked,” said Lauren Boebert.
“Urgggh,” said Tommy Tuberville.
