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FakeNoose

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Sun Apr 12, 2026, 06:07 PM Apr 12

The Borowitz Report: Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: "I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You"



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/ghost-of-pope-francis-to-viktor-orban

BUDAPEST (The Borowitz Report)—In the immediate aftermath of his stunning defeat on Sunday, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban received a visitation from the ghost of Pope Francis, who tore into him for meeting with JD Vance.

“I warned you not to let that monster near you,” the late pontiff said. “What kind of idiot are you?”

At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt offered no comment on the Hungarian election, but said that going forward Vance would participate in Cabinet meetings from a remote location only.
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Everything JD Vance touches dies ....

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The Borowitz Report: Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: "I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You" (Original Post) FakeNoose Apr 12 OP
Lol SheltieLover Apr 12 #1
Clever! surfered Apr 12 #2
Ohio hopes this is true. Saw an ad for a GOP candidate stressing JD's endorsement Raven123 Apr 12 #3

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