'The MAGA Meltdown is Here - And It's Goddamn Glorious' - jojofromjerz

"Ladies and gentlemen—degenerates, dipsticks, and dopamine-deprived dumbfucks—welcome to tonight’s main event:"

"In the red corner, a rage-soaked, supplement-slurping, conspiracy-spewing shitstorm with a microphone and a martyr complex—Alex “I’ll show you how the cow ate the cabbage” Jones—"

"And in the gold-plated, ego-inflated, tantrum-throwing corner, the bronzer-basted bullshit factory, the toupee-tossed tyrant, the king of calling his own fans idiots—Donald 'you’re all stupid except me' Trump—
It’s a dumpster-fire divorce with a fog machine and a head injury."

"Because Alex Jones—Alex fucking Jones—is out here saying, 'You shit all over me and rub it in… say one more thing and I’ll show you how the cow ate the cabbage,' which isn’t even a sentence, it’s a threat issued by a man currently losing a custody battle with produce, and all I can think is: what in the Cracker Barrel crackpipe, coleslaw-conspiracy, screen-door-slamming, sweet-tea-sweating, porch argument with a lawn chair and a grudge does that even mean?"

Continued at link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/the-maga-meltdown-is-hereand-its?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios