Donald J. Trump’s incoherent outbursts, drooping face, and mid-sentence naps have sparked widespread alarm about his steep mental decline. As a public service, TBR is offering the following cognitive exam to assess Trump’s acuity. For the sake of the nation and the world, we urge him to take it.

I am most afraid of
a) Sharks
b) Electric boats
c) E. Jean Carroll

The number of people who attended my first Inauguration was
a) 1.5 million
b) 15 million
c) 8.1 billion

I have never read
a) Project 2025
b) The U.S. Constitution
c) The Art of the Deal

The best lawyer in the world is
a) Lindsey Halligan
b) Alina Habba
c) Sydney Sweeney

I really hate
a) The First Amendment
b) The Twenty-fifth Amendment
c) The Ten Commandments