Ladies, it's time to hand the country back to men
Its our last hurrah before masculine energy returns.You may have heard that a new president will be inaugurated on Monday.
By Donald Trumps side, reportedly, will be the billionaire Founding Fathers of our exciting oligarchy. This includes Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg, who has rebranded by cutting baby bangs and wearing chains last seen on a Zales truck. As part of this macho makeover, which includes a rejection of fact-checking and a green light for hate speech, the Meta overlord declared that businesses in America should return to a more masculine energy.
I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered, Zuck told fellow noted Caucasian man Joe Rogan. Masculine energy is good, and obviously, society has plenty of that, but I think corporate culture was really trying to get away from it. I think having a culture that celebrates the aggression a bit more has its own merits that are really positive.
So true. Men have been ignored for too long. As the nation writes this next chapter, it is crucial to refocus our attention on them. After all, we have been allowed to have credit cards in our own names since, what, 1974? And women run a whole 10% of Fortune 500 companies. What are we even whining about?
https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2025/01/17/ladies-its-time-hand-country-back-men-column/
sop
(11,927 posts)"Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, has a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ). He was promoted to blue belt on July 22, 2023 by his coach, Dave Camarillo, a legendary BJJ black belt. Zuckerberg has been training in BJJ and MMA since the COVID-19 lockdown. Zuckerberg has competed in jiu-jitsu tournaments, winning a gold medal in the Nogi Master 1 White Belt Feather Weight Division and a silver medal in the Gi Master 2 White Belt Feather Weight Division."
Walleye
(36,897 posts)I wish they would just haul their dicks out and measure them in public. Geeze
Diamond_Dog
(35,467 posts)Ray Bruns
(4,809 posts)MLAA
(18,752 posts)TBA
(840 posts)Beck23
(294 posts)Is what sent American jobs to China, and desires to bring in an army of H-1Bs to take American jobs.
Walleye
(36,897 posts)I refuse to bow down to the god of efficiency. You dont want to be efficient when youre having sex or eating or drinking. Sure business should be carried out in a business-like way, but efficiency is not always best.
surfered
(4,148 posts)and save our country from toxic masculinity.
Walleye
(36,897 posts)Of course, they already think we spike their food with hormones.
Timeflyer
(2,769 posts)they're used to it, and it makes your inner primate hoot with pleasure.
And what happened to the cage match fight proposed between Zuck and Musk? Talk about masculine energy!
Wonder Why
(4,821 posts)for another 10, 000 years.
😁
MiHale
(10,983 posts)Dont think this has ever happened to me.
TBA
(840 posts)White men have suffered enough! Women and minorities demanding equal rights is just too cruel!
Beck23
(294 posts)Humans evolved when they learned how to work together in groups. Even the Lone Ranger had Tonto.
enigmania
(242 posts)pick the bones from the carcass of democracy. Bonus: they get to marginalize millions of people in the process. (bastards)
BComplex
(9,193 posts)But some women like it.
Evangelicals.
Wicked Blue
(6,879 posts)SARose
(994 posts)is incomprehensible to me because I lived it.
My Mother never wore a dress, pearls, stockings (not panty hose) to clean house.
My Mother wore shorts in the house during the summer because we didnt have AC in Texas. There was always a wrap around skirt on the back of the couch in case someone knocked on the door.
I think back to the backyard barbecues, holiday parties, birthday parties, etc. and now I understand why they drank.
More importantly, my Mother never worked outside the home after she told the bank she was pregnant with me.
If these fools want 1950s wives - by all means lets accommodate them. Stay home. Let these MAGA husbands pay the bills on THEIR salary alone.
A day without a woman sounds good to me.👍
Submariner
(12,750 posts)are going to be taken care of the next 4 years whether they like it or not!
Hoosier_Progressiv
(47 posts)... and satire. I just hope we survive this cluster fuck coming at us.
dchill
(40,916 posts)"Being a dick." There's already a surfeit of masculine energy, as the 2024 election has shown.