Magnificent. Thanks for the pic.

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A local radio station in the eighties had a DJ in the morning who always had a segment called "Misconstrued Lyrics." "There's a bathroom on the right" featured prominently

I’m not from Philly, but I’m sure I would have enjoyed that show. My cousin told me shortly after that Creedence album came out that she misheard the lyrics that way, so she independently “invented” that one along with a few million other people.

I remember several years back somebody came out with a book of funny misheard lyrics; the book was titled ‘Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.

because of his armpits

Cause thats what this timeline is now

Shit ever be brought to a goddamn trial.

The guy must have had some mustard on that throw.

he might end up with some ketchup "thrown" too!

I'd relish that.

Or, not since PinboyThreeNiner

...damn lucky it was a deadly sub he "felt"and not a 762 like some of my friends!
Bone spurs must have been contagious.
Prick!

With that kind of ballistic resistance, I hope he never faces a real weapon - like a lightly lobbed pebble or an airsoft powered plastic ball.

I can believe the scent statements. But his claim of feeling the impact makes me wonder if his great grandmother slept on a stack of mattresses hiding a legume. A very sensitive guy.

This is making me hungry.

If it weren't for the fact ICE was the motivation, it would be even funnier.

The moon shot is a winner! ❤️

He's the HERO of the stupid! And I heard that the defendant allegedly threw a can of soda at him too but that case had to be thrown out because everyone knows you can't make a case out of one can.

Cute joke.

That necessitated a visit to his primary care doctor, which led to a prescription for some very powerful medications, and being placed on extended medical leave from work. So he'll be suing for personal injury and damages and PTSD and whatever else there is.

Ridiculous!

Don't fire until you see the whites of their...Er um until you smell the onions and mustard.

Or a physicist, to contradict the use of "exploded" when the projectile (a submarine sandwich) actually "disintegrated" on impact. Of course that testimony could be even more hilarious, especially if they do a detailed walk-through like it was the Zapruder film.

The krasnov kombo.

around the country and around the world.

of the smell of onions and mustard!😱

To be haunted by the smell of onions and mustard. To be unable to enter a sandwich shop because it triggers your flashbacks. The horror! It never stops. Waking up screaming and knowing that without the bullet proof vest, it might have been a close thing.
And then there is the survivors guilt. Knowing that while you lived, the victims of the Bowling Green massacre never had a chance.

It would have been like a torpedo! And it wouldn't have needed to be a "foot long" either!

But mainly because (a) they cost so much after they deported everyone that picked them for us, and (b) thinking about the people who can't even afford one without SNAP.

bottoms to sautee and use in soups, etc.

Onion and mustard? Stinky guy .

he might not smell like onion

What's funny is that when the story first broke about this guy, they called the thing a "hoagie", which is what we call them here in Philly (as a regional name for something in a long roll)... But I know Subway basically calls theirs "Subs", which is more common in much of the country. I know in New England, they'll heat them and call them "grinders" (and I think Subway also calls them that if they run them through an oven).

So I guess to solve that problem, they just started calling it "a sandwich" and dubbed him "Sandwich Guy".

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... I remember people using po' boys and hoagies to describe the long cold cut concoction.

mostly shrimp!

"And tell me again what the plaintiff did?"

"He done th'ew a sammich at me!..."

"Case dismissed. And get your putrid, yellow-bellied carcass out of my court room, and slither back into whatever swamp you oozed out of."

...This guy throws a sandwich.

I'm surprised the nazi could give testimony with a straight face. "Yes, I feared for my life when I saw a slice of tomato. Really. It was terrifying. "

Wuuaahhh!!!! Your honor, he hit me with a sandwich, I could smell the onions and the mustard!!! Oh, the humanity!!! These weak little goons who are terrorizing people, couldn't handle a sandwich being thrown at them. The whole thing seems like something out of the Onion. Pathetic....

"It puts the mustard on it's skin or it gets the hose!"

The big bold tough manly man got onion and mustard on his tactical vest?

Vicious
You hit me with a sandwich
I'm so glad it's not a Manwich™
Oh, baby, you're so vicious
Vicious
You want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got's a guitar pick
Heh, baby, you're so vicious

[Chorus]
When I watch you come, baby, I just wanna run, far away
You're not the kind of person 'round I wanna stay
When I see you walking down the street
I step on your hands and I mangle your feet
You're not the kind of person that I want to meet
Oh, babe, you're so vicious
You're just so vicious