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surfered

(15,417 posts) Sun Jul 12, 2026, 01:20 PM 8 hrs ago

Hospital nurses are pretty sure Senator Mitch McConnell is brain dead.

They have yelled in his ear:

“There’s a black President trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.”

And he didn’t respond.

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Hospital nurses are pretty sure Senator Mitch McConnell is brain dead. (Original Post) surfered 8 hrs ago OP

He might have twitched in his body bag in the freezer. erronis 7 hrs ago #1

😁 surfered 6 hrs ago #2

That turtle shell conceals many sins and indiscretions, BattleRow 6 hrs ago #4

I see what you did there! lastlib 6 hrs ago #6

TY BattleRow 6 hrs ago #8

I have no doubt they have him on ice down in the morgue. flashman13 6 hrs ago #11

That's definitely a keeper! chouchou 6 hrs ago #3

Clear sign! lastlib 6 hrs ago #5

A trifecta would be so wonderful! niyad 6 hrs ago #7

yep lastlib 6 hrs ago #9

One never knows!!! niyad 6 hrs ago #12

Hey! MyOwnPeace 5 hrs ago #14

The unholy Trinity.. BattleRow 6 hrs ago #10

Just say'in, but Gordcanuck 6 hrs ago #13

erronis

(25,239 posts)

1. He might have twitched in his body bag in the freezer.

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 02:55 PM

7 hrs ago

Hard to tell his normal vitality from rigor mortis.

surfered

(15,417 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:08 PM

6 hrs ago

BattleRow

(2,805 posts)

4. That turtle shell conceals many sins and indiscretions,

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:32 PM

6 hrs ago

He's only a shell of his former self,no doubt.
But Omerta till the bitter end..

lastlib

(28,958 posts)

6. I see what you did there!

Reply to BattleRow (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:38 PM

6 hrs ago

"Only a SHELL of his former self....."

BattleRow

(2,805 posts)

8. TY

Reply to lastlib (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:39 PM

6 hrs ago

flashman13

(2,685 posts)

11. I have no doubt they have him on ice down in the morgue.

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:54 PM

6 hrs ago

chouchou

(3,483 posts)

3. That's definitely a keeper!

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:28 PM

6 hrs ago

I love it..

lastlib

(28,958 posts)

5. Clear sign!

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:36 PM

6 hrs ago

I hope they save the American people some torture and hold a double funeral for Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey..

niyad

(135,870 posts)

7. A trifecta would be so wonderful!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:38 PM

6 hrs ago

lastlib

(28,958 posts)

9. yep

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:40 PM

6 hrs ago

(I don't think we'll get it though.....)

niyad

(135,870 posts)

12. One never knows!!!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:56 PM

6 hrs ago

MyOwnPeace

(17,708 posts)

14. Hey!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 04:21 PM

5 hrs ago

There's always the Repug's answer to gun violence: THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!

BattleRow

(2,805 posts)

10. The unholy Trinity..

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:40 PM

6 hrs ago

Gordcanuck

(204 posts)

13. Just say'in, but

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:56 PM

6 hrs ago

it may now be a little easier to spill the beans on Mr. McConnell. I wouldn’t even give it two Scaramuchis.

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