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Orrex

(67,579 posts) Sat Jul 4, 2026, 09:55 AM 6 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

The perfect wedding gift?

Roasted like a fetid pig?

Stroked out during ménage à trois?

Just fucking died already? I mean seriously! What's he waiting for?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 6 hrs ago OP

Fatally busted a bone spur stomping his feet because his parade was canceled? SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #1

Hail stone would have been biblically perfect, alas Orrex 6 hrs ago #2

Yes! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #3

All good ones. surfered 6 hrs ago #11

;-{) KING CON Goonch 6 hrs ago #4

"SOO ready to celebrate with all my peeps!" hlthe2b 6 hrs ago #5

Seems to be conveying "Let's get this party started!" SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #6

Some music for this creature... SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #8

Yup... hlthe2b 6 hrs ago #9

Agreed! SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #13

That's adorable MustLoveBeagles 39 min ago #26

No but malaise 6 hrs ago #7

Anybody have a match ? KS Toronado 5 hrs ago #15

Bwaaaah malaise 4 hrs ago #22

Was he ever alive? DBoon 6 hrs ago #10

Any of these eoukd be good. surfered 5 hrs ago #12

Please get these planets aligned today.... Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #14

A well-placed lightning bolt would restore faith for many of us Grim Chieftain 5 hrs ago #16

Presidential precedent generalbetrayus 5 hrs ago #17

I posted these yesterday LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #19

There's always hope LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #18

😊 underpants 4 hrs ago #20

Shrapnel from an exploding can of stupid. Sneederbunk 4 hrs ago #21

This message was self-deleted by its author Seinan Sensei 3 hrs ago #23

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 3 hrs ago #24

But officer we didnt see anything it just sounded like fireworks... IcyPeas 3 hrs ago #25

SheltieLover

(82,905 posts)

1. Fatally busted a bone spur stomping his feet because his parade was canceled?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 09:56 AM

6 hrs ago

Fatal fall from Mt. Rushmore during violent storm?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221347027

Half-wit dunce took fatal hit to noggin by half-dollar hail?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221347574

Happy 4th to all non-ruskie ASSets!

Orrex

(67,579 posts)

2. Hail stone would have been biblically perfect, alas

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 09:58 AM

6 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(82,905 posts)

3. Yes!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:00 AM

6 hrs ago

Although any of the many suggestions offered in your daily devotional threads would work for me.

Rfn would be best for the planet!

surfered

(15,234 posts)

11. All good ones.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:21 AM

6 hrs ago

Goonch

(6,054 posts)

4. ;-{) KING CON

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:03 AM

6 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(115,328 posts)

5. "SOO ready to celebrate with all my peeps!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:03 AM

6 hrs ago

"Start up the band! I've got a good feeling!"

SheltieLover

(82,905 posts)

6. Seems to be conveying "Let's get this party started!"

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:06 AM

6 hrs ago

Rfn!!

SheltieLover

(82,905 posts)

8. Some music for this creature...

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:11 AM

6 hrs ago

?si=tJVF7N8tIt-v-LT-

hlthe2b

(115,328 posts)

9. Yup...

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:17 AM

6 hrs ago

If only we could just have one thing happen to officially start the party...

SheltieLover

(82,905 posts)

13. Agreed!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:29 AM

5 hrs ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

MustLoveBeagles

(18,484 posts)

26. That's adorable

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 03:46 PM

39 min ago

malaise

(299,883 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:08 AM

6 hrs ago

A lady can dream

From KS Toronado’s thread
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221347333#post12

KS Toronado

(24,269 posts)

15. Anybody have a match ?

Reply to malaise (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:44 AM

5 hrs ago

malaise

(299,883 posts)

22. Bwaaaah

Reply to KS Toronado (Reply #15)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 12:07 PM

4 hrs ago

😀

DBoon

(25,295 posts)

10. Was he ever alive?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:18 AM

6 hrs ago

surfered

(15,234 posts)

12. Any of these eoukd be good.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:28 AM

5 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(60,182 posts)

14. Please get these planets aligned today....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:44 AM

5 hrs ago

There could be no better gift to America on her 250th….

Grim Chieftain

(2,371 posts)

16. A well-placed lightning bolt would restore faith for many of us

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:02 AM

5 hrs ago

And be oh so appropriate on this historic date.

generalbetrayus

(2,089 posts)

17. Presidential precedent

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:16 AM

5 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(184,377 posts)

19. I posted these yesterday

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

4 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(184,377 posts)

18. There's always hope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

4 hrs ago

underpants

(197,965 posts)

20. 😊

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2026, 11:53 AM

4 hrs ago

The irony of Taylor and Travis at MSG and Trump pissing everyone off at MSG is too delicious.

BTW - the entire football team was invited except for Butker the MAGA kicker.