Here at DU we all understand this is how it be played.

When Pedo Don is confronted with the written agreement and how terrible it is his response will be:

-It doesn't say that. And no followup questions will be asked.

-If he can't worm out of it, he will say a side agreement clarifies it and will be available in 2 weeks.

-When all else fails, he will just say the contradiction is "fake news."

He's already doing this.

These tactics have worked for 11 years. Not sure about this time.