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Can Anyone Name Me One Thing Donald Trump Touched
That didn't turn to shit? There must be something, but i can't think of one.
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Sorry the Venn Diagram on things Trump touches that are NOT dying or dead is a null set...
However, there is silver lining in this cloud!!!
Posit: EVERYTHING Trump touches DIES.
Consequence: Trump has been touching himself for DECADES.
Result: Trump is rotting in front of the world's eyes.
Conclusion: Trump is killing himself for us.
(Borrowed heavily from one of my favorite forgotten movie scenes between Robert Redford (Bishop) and Ben Kingsley (Cosmo) in 1992's "Sneakers"
: this is a REALLY fun movie and worth seeking out if you've never seen or heard of it...
Cosmo: Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky.
Bishop: Consequence: people start to withdraw their money.
Cosmo: Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky.
Bishop: Conclusion: you can make banks fail.
Cosmo: Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.
Bishop: Stock market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Bishop: Currency market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Bishop: Commodities market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Bishop: Small countries?
Cosmo: [pause] I might even be able to crash the whole damned system. Destroy all records of ownership. Think of it, Marty. No more rich people, no more poor people, everybody's the same, isn't that what we said we always wanted?
Bishop: Cos, you haven't gone crazy on me, have you?
Cosmo: Who else is going to change the world, Marty?
Bishop: Consequence: people start to withdraw their money.
Cosmo: Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky.
Bishop: Conclusion: you can make banks fail.
Cosmo: Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.
Bishop: Stock market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Bishop: Currency market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Bishop: Commodities market?
Cosmo: Yes.
Bishop: Small countries?
Cosmo: [pause] I might even be able to crash the whole damned system. Destroy all records of ownership. Think of it, Marty. No more rich people, no more poor people, everybody's the same, isn't that what we said we always wanted?
Bishop: Cos, you haven't gone crazy on me, have you?
Cosmo: Who else is going to change the world, Marty?
