Your humble, obedient servant,

“I do not want to be a distraction to my family, my church, and the great people of Oklahoma’s 1st congressional district, who deserve a person who is not a grade A hypocrite and scumbag.”

Cut his losses

These effers never fail.

at least it wasn't Miss Teen Oklahoma.

and cherry picked he shouldn't have a problem releasing them all....you know....to prove you're innocent.


I'll wait.

And he went to a strip club!!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/kfor.com/news/political-strategists-weigh-in-on-lahmeyer-withdrawal-amid-flirty-text-messages/amp/

as legal, consensual, they were both drunk, we can't bask in our purity, and none of our business.

for prostitutes (Satan took him home last year -- Swaggart, not my Uncle).
And, of course, they justify trump's extra-marital affairs as 'youthful indiscretions' (trump was 60 when he had the Stormy Daniels escapade).
I truly love my Aunt and Uncle. It hurts.

The trad wife is the one the husband cheats on, with a hot career woman

in his picture in The Guardian article?
One looks to start with "Fly..." and one with "Fam..."

I have come to the conclusion that a greater percent of religious leaders are actually scumbags in sheep's clothing.

... and the fake tits to go with it. She and Melania have the same kidney doctor, apparently.

...it's trolling. I'll put it right up there with the White Power "OK" gesture and the heil-Hitler gesture too. Ugh!

I'm glad to know that I'm not alone in my disgust, 3catwoman3.

Red tie that is too long and buddying up to that sewer rat Roger Stone.

He’ll slither back into the sewer for a while until this dies down and then probably try to resurface to run again.

…. for Congress,”

ATTN: Ms. Kendra he was cheating on you. Bunch of divorce lawyers in Oklahoma find a good one.

Christo Fascist shits. I bet he was against gay marriage and abortion too.

"In prayerful consideration with my wife, Jolene, oh, I mean Kendra...sorry sometimes I get confused..."

In one of the text messages, Lahmeyer calls Key "very cute." She responded with "The question is, why are you texting me when you are at a fancy party at Maralago?" Lahmeyer texts back: "I like texting you lol."

*******

These Christo Fascists are such shits.

No wonder trmp endorsed him.

That's a big improvement for MAGA pastors, who seem to prefer abusing children.

No wonder the decision to leave the campaign was so difficult..living two lives is hard to keep quiet about while you hurt your wife and family all the while professing to be a good Christian pastor

Red tie.
White shirt.
Blue suit.
Black leather bound sacred text (used as a prop piece)

CULT GONNA CULT