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(40,438 posts) Sun Jun 14, 2026, 09:07 PM Sunday

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Oh no, Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, dies after falling from a window of his apartment.

After drones from Ukraine, window falling sure takes a toll on Russians.

Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/s/aTPzIowylE

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Oh no, Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, dies after falling from a window of his apartment. (Original Post) Swede Sunday OP

If I ever lived in Russia, I'd live on the first floor. marble falls Sunday #1

maybe even basement. with steel doors... ret5hd Sunday #11

Then the basement would mysteriously flood. dflprincess Sunday #18

Sheesh - no kidding! calimary Sunday #13

Then you would just die by suicide... Xolodno Sunday #20

In Arkansas, if the person was somebody, it would be suicide by 2 shots in the chest and head with a shotgun. LiberalArkie Monday #44

2 things: 1) it is intentional like a mob hit, 2) how do we know it is Putin? Bluetus Sunday #22

3rd thing: Ukraine Intellegence. marble falls Monday #28

I suppose it is possible. Bluetus Monday #37

You'd still have to watch out for bad tea.- - - and umbrellas.In crowds, you get poked with umbrellas. And the umbrella 3Hotdogs Sunday #23

Easy peasey - get the hell out of Russia. marble falls Monday #29

The umbrella attack took place in the UK, as did a polonium poisoning, and a novachuk poisoning. eppur_se_muova Monday #35

That would make it a bit more inconvenient PatSeg Monday #41

If I lived in Russia, I'd start a business selling window guards. (n/t) thesquanderer Monday #42

Russia really needs to do a better job making safe windows and window frames. Ocelot II Sunday #2

There do seem to be surges of gravity there. underpants Sunday #4

If they fix their windows then Russian Officers will trip down a stair case when the railing fails. Jacson6 Monday #26

Whoopsie! RockRaven Sunday #3

OK Vlad, it's getting a little cliche, this falling out a window thing.... Blue Owl Sunday #5

To be fair, Vlad's invitations to tea go unanswered Attilatheblond Sunday #6

And it hadn't been raining in weeks. marble falls Monday #33

Sorta like the way "lone nuts" always appeared here, whenever the powerful needed them to? 68er Monday #27

Okay, what did Colonel Oleg Sokolenko Cha Sunday #7

He was holding back tribute. Putin learned from John Gotti: you gotta make examples. marble falls Monday #32

Two words if you live in Russia: basement apartment Buckeyeblue Sunday #8

It's not the fall that gets you. lpbk2713 Sunday #9

Putin's parachute. rubbersole Sunday #17

The big question is MurrayDelph Sunday #10

Polite Russian custom. marble falls Monday #31

Here's a link if anyone wants it: littlemissmartypants Sunday #12

That's a shame. BadgerMom Sunday #14

No need for trumped up indictments in Russia. xuplate Sunday #15

When are these guys going to stop keeping banana peels by their windows? (n/t) appmanga Sunday #16

There are other retirement plans tailored for the acrophobic. Marcuse Sunday #19

They don't even bother to hide it anymore Figarosmom Sunday #21

You win again, gravity JoseBalow Sunday #24

Not sure if even 1st floor is survivable Scalded Nun Monday #25

Especially you had a nice glass of tea. marble falls Monday #30

Another one? BlueWaveNeverEnd Monday #34

Vlad could have simply deployed him to Ukraine. Marcuse Monday #36

Those guys haven't Faux pas Monday #38

Yay! Another dead russkie colonel! duckworth969 Monday #39

Wow not even safe in your own apartment airplaneman Monday #40

Those:darn Russians are so clumsy! liberalla Monday #43

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1. If I ever lived in Russia, I'd live on the first floor.