The deal that will never be realized (satire)

Unbeknownst to U.S. "I gradjiated sixth graid" officials, the rest of the world is on metric time.

Therefore, a minute has 100 seconds, An hour has 100 minutes, there are 100 hours in a day, and 100 days in a month. A year has 100 months.

Basically, never gonna happen.

And Iran doesn't need an atom (fission) bomb. They bought a Q-bomb from a movie studio and energized it.



Such a deal they got.

Oh, and the "treaty"' says unclear materials, not uclear.