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Even though foul weather approaches, our commander has ordered us to put ourselves in harm's way, no matter what. I fear the worst. I pray you remember me fondly.

Your loving husband,
Lightning Strike

P.S. I have been assured that should the worst happen, you will receive a generous cryptocurrency bonus in about two weeks. I beg you, spend it wisely.

Your tin foil hats, too!

This would be even better.

Snowflake Donnie wouldn't want his hair to get wet. He'd look like a wet orange rat.

If anyone here is good with graphics art or AI, please conjure a giant snowflake with Dim Dong's face in the middle. I would appreciate it.

stand behind him holding a giant cast-iron umbrella. Hopefully it gets the entire administration in one fantastic lightening bolt that we can watch on a continuous loop for the next week or two.

Does that make me a bad person? Like I care.

Perfect.

…but he can’t honor fallen soldiers if it sprinkles.

Come on, mom nature, do your thing!! And I don't give a solid shite what happens to any of them, from Donnie Dumbass on down.

https://www.ventusky.com/
https://www.wunderground.com/wundermap

"Cage fighters" on the White House lawn. Just let that sink in. Idiocracy IS a documentary and unfortunately, we're living it.

is the 14mph wind ripping the tarp off the Kennedy Center wall after 9 pm.

..them by their charredness. Amen!

…. higher …. It has metal in its, it has electrical wires in it, the cage for the fight is made of metal,
the seating is made of metal, the atmosphere will have a lot of moisture in it, and if it rains there
will be water everywhere and all this stuff conducts electricity like a champ.

We could be looking @ a mass casualty event.

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10 a.m. - The National Weather Service has increased its chance of rain to 70%, forecasting "likely" showers and thunderstorms for the D.C. area before 10 p.m. ET. That puts the rain squarely in the window for the 8 p.m. start time of the Freedom 250 card.

On Friday night, UFC delayed a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial due to nearby lightning strikes.

Update Humidity will be >80 %.

positive lightning. even worse .

rips hole in space/time, above the event. Problem solved.

…in the line of succession to attend?

Even Mother Nature is not on board with this event.

...orange pedophile.

I thought for a glancing moment that by EO our great leader, elevator of all baser instincts, UFC fan forever, with his omnipotent range of suspending America’s laws and order would by decree-

“I djt ( greatest felon of all time) have directed Zeus (my biggest buddy) to clear the skies for at least 3 hours Sunday night and if He sees fit to incinerate all liberals with his mighty bolts.”

Show the tsf it's not nice to fool with you!

and hold up your long iron

I have Patel flying to Vegas to check out leads

so this isn't too far fetched.

It always seems to for these morons

He's also an atheist and said he'd join Opus Dei.

… obviously a liberal plot to dis him on his hatching date. (I refuse to believe he was born the usual way: he’s not human.) There will be retribution.

good job! & thank you!

those lightning zaps. Can't hurt tough guys like you all!

Yeah those arches are their best protection.
Hope the orange guy decides that's the best place. Just think of the mosquitos they will get in that hot moist air.

I'll put this here:

Remember this boat fiasco during his first term? Oh, did we laugh:



And then there was the time he left his rally supporters standing in bad weather and he took off. There were no buses or anything to get his supporters back to their cars so they had to walk in horrible temperatures.

get a large crowd of "the others" together and let the Universe take them out