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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Leg buckled, and he busted his shit-packed skull?Coronary while visiting The National Mall?
Fatally smacked down by Ariana Grande?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
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Is he dead yet? (Original Post)
Orrex
Jun 12
OP
He's not ded but he has mud on his face, a big disgrace, smearing his name all over the place,
twodogsbarking
Jun 12
#5
SocialDemocrat61
(8,262 posts)1. On a dare from Melania
tried to fit 50 Mcnuggets into his mouth and suffocated.
Hed better take his name off of the Kennedy Center today
Goonch
(5,870 posts)3. ;-{) CRUNCHED BY BERSERK CRANE

SheltieLover
(82,554 posts)4. Popped his cankles?
twodogsbarking
(19,745 posts)5. He's not ded but he has mud on his face, a big disgrace, smearing his name all over the place,
who will, who will, stomp him, stomp him.
niyad
(135,155 posts)6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
surfered
(14,951 posts)10. We share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
LetMyPeopleVote
(183,616 posts)7. trump keeps waking up from his naps
surfered
(14,951 posts)8. I'm working on it, I'm working on it...

MustLoveBeagles
(18,183 posts)18. Lol
surfered
(14,951 posts)9. Lawrence last night...
Its been reported that Trump has 22 doctors. I have a question: How many are psychiatrists?
littlemissmartypants
(35,366 posts)11. How many are imaginary is my question?
littlemissmartypants
(35,366 posts)12. 🌞 Good morning!
I'm always ready for some Feminist Justice so my vote goes to Ms. Grande this morning.
But I won't complain if either of the other two win the race.
I'm also always up for a trifecta for maximum effect and surety of mission completion.
I hope that everyone has a lovely day!
❤️🌞
niyad
(135,155 posts)13. Or, a female reporter asking him about Ariana's demand, and his rage
finally dislodges our heroic little clot.
littlemissmartypants
(35,366 posts)14. 🤔Whichever gets there first!! ❤️🌼
hlthe2b
(115,120 posts)15. "REDIRECT! REDIRECT! WRONG TARGET!"

MustLoveBeagles
(18,183 posts)19. Aw
So cute!
generalbetrayus
(2,050 posts)16. Has an "unfortunate" accident while out walking.

We did buy some bubbly as we want to be ready
struggle4progress
(127,079 posts)20. From the smell, I think he's been dead for a while
Blue Owl
(59,946 posts)21. Impaled by falling lettering from the Kennedy Center
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(138,593 posts)22. Smothered when he motorboated Elon Musk


