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mr715

(4,620 posts) Mon Jun 8, 2026, 02:37 PM 2 hrs ago

Submitted... I think this truth will hold.

If Graham Platner loses the primary tomorrow, it is because of a rigged election caused by Elon Musk's neuralink lobsters and oysters getting into the voting machine and rearranging the ranked choice based on crustacean and molluscan mathematics.

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Submitted... I think this truth will hold. (Original Post) mr715 2 hrs ago OP

Bring lemon and melted butter to the polls to defeat that. FSogol 2 hrs ago #1

ICE will be at the polling locations... mr715 2 hrs ago #2

Aw, shuck. They can't be everywhere, don't let them suppress the vote. FSogol 2 hrs ago #3

LOL "Shuck" mr715 2 hrs ago #4

FSogol

(47,681 posts)

1. Bring lemon and melted butter to the polls to defeat that.

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2026, 02:38 PM

2 hrs ago

mr715

(4,620 posts)

2. ICE will be at the polling locations...

Reply to FSogol (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 8, 2026, 02:43 PM

2 hrs ago

To keep the enemies of democracy fresh.

FSogol

(47,681 posts)

3. Aw, shuck. They can't be everywhere, don't let them suppress the vote.

Reply to mr715 (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 8, 2026, 02:54 PM

2 hrs ago

mr715

(4,620 posts)

4. LOL "Shuck"

Reply to FSogol (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 8, 2026, 02:55 PM

2 hrs ago

It is a good thing sea gulls are a reliable Democratic constituency.

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