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Orrex

(67,467 posts)
Mon Jun 8, 2026, 09:04 AM 3 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Fatally rude awakening when he found out who calls the shots?

Cried himself into apoplexy when someone dared to question him?

Choked to death when a listening device fell into his gaping maw mid-snore?


Just fucking died for literally any reason that you or I or anyone else can name?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 3 hrs ago OP
I'm feeling a Fredo vibe underpants 3 hrs ago #1
I let my coffee mug do the talking.. surfered 3 hrs ago #2
The whole world is with you on this! SheltieLover 3 hrs ago #7
I hate when I wake up in the morning and he's still breathing Grim Chieftain 2 hrs ago #10
His larceny knows no bounds-- he's now stealing children's bikes? hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #3
That orangutan far better looking MustLoveBeagles 1 hr ago #21
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 3 hrs ago #4
Keep it chilling. He already looks like a corpse! SheltieLover 3 hrs ago #6
Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable! SheltieLover 3 hrs ago #5
No but malaise 2 hrs ago #8
wusserer is even worse than worse 😁 surfered 2 hrs ago #13
Nah malaise 1 hr ago #18
;-{) DEAD POOL Goonch 2 hrs ago #9
Quick, fill it up! surfered 2 hrs ago #14
Priceless MustLoveBeagles 1 hr ago #23
Another Meet The Press interview could do it. twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #11
He should never get another one malaise 2 hrs ago #12
I like seeing him toasted. twodogsbarking 1 hr ago #17
Aneurysm from seeing a Stephen Colbert video clip that went viral Pluvious 2 hrs ago #15
No, but I can dream, can't I? generalbetrayus 1 hr ago #16
You win the thread... imho surfered 1 hr ago #19
Handsdown malaise 1 hr ago #20
Big strong man falls from rafters at his wrestling event Blumancru 1 hr ago #22
What I can't understand is how he can erupt in rage so many, many times Wicked Blue 58 min ago #24

hlthe2b

(114,917 posts)
3. His larceny knows no bounds-- he's now stealing children's bikes?
Mon Jun 8, 2026, 09:14 AM
3 hrs ago

--Oh, my mistake.. He's apparently teaching others to be the orange menace that he himself is worldwide...





Fortunately, though Orangutans can learn from mistakes, unlike MAGA.

niyad

(134,655 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Jun 8, 2026, 09:27 AM
3 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(298,676 posts)
8. No but
Mon Jun 8, 2026, 10:17 AM
2 hrs ago

There are six days to the big 80 and the boos expected at the MSG tonight may finish him off.
It will be “wusserer“* if the Knicks lose as all of New York and Knicks fans everywhere will blame him.

*Jamaican for worse😀

Blumancru

(346 posts)
22. Big strong man falls from rafters at his wrestling event
Mon Jun 8, 2026, 11:50 AM
1 hr ago

Lands on his head. Says to him “I’m so sorry, your flatulency” with tears in his eyes. However, it is too late.
Mailorderia then elopes with Kegsbreath.

Wicked Blue

(9,063 posts)
24. What I can't understand is how he can erupt in rage so many, many times
Mon Jun 8, 2026, 12:05 PM
58 min ago

and not have a stroke.

He spends his time raging, tweeting, preening and dozing off.

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