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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Sat May 2, 2026, 07:02 AM 10 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Sepsis from where crown of thorns cut his ashen scalp through his mangy hamster pelt hair?

Mauled to death, but it's unclear whether it was a lion, a giraffe, a bear, or a shark?

Stroked out trying to remember person, woman, man, camera, TV?

Just fucking died already for literally ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 10 hrs ago OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #1

Niyad, 3825-87867 8 hrs ago #7

Dom Perignon would, of course, be fabulous, as would Roederer niyad 8 hrs ago #11

I agree and 3825-87867 8 hrs ago #13

I think melanoma will be drinking vodka with her boss. niyad 8 hrs ago #15

Yep! Slow to overloaded net... 3825-87867 6 hrs ago #22

Blue Nun malaise 7 hrs ago #20

But of course! niyad 6 hrs ago #23

I have a dream.. surfered 8 hrs ago #14

No but malaise 9 hrs ago #2

They'll blame Biden and "illegals" Orrex 9 hrs ago #3

Not this time malaise 9 hrs ago #4

LOL -- that's excellent! Orrex 7 hrs ago #19

Melaaaaaniaaaaaaah puts a curse on him. Vultures carry him away with Trump screaming I am not a rapist. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #5

Not today... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 8 hrs ago #6

Slowly eaten alive by the maggots infesting the bloated corpse of the GOP Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #8

"Two reasons for the orange menace to be fearful and they are both arriving SOON" hlthe2b 8 hrs ago #9

;-{) THE KING'S SPEACH Goonch 8 hrs ago #10

Has anyone suggested toxic hair dye? no_hypocrisy 8 hrs ago #12

86 IronLionZion 8 hrs ago #16

9 squared +5 niyad 6 hrs ago #24

Nyet. WTH is taking so long? 58Sunliner 7 hrs ago #17

Not yet, but it's still early...plenty of time... SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #18

TickTock, one day closer and deeper in death. Joinfortmill 7 hrs ago #21

The new Quatari Air Force One Wicked Blue 4 hrs ago #25

niyad

(133,580 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 07:11 AM

9 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

3825-87867

(2,003 posts)

7. Niyad,

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:16 AM

8 hrs ago

About that bottle...
Should we (you) really celebrate with
Dom Pérignon!
or would Ripple or Thunderbird or...suggestions be more apropos?

Ripple might be more fitting but Dom Pérignon...ahh, the taste would be, oh, so much more endearing!

niyad

(133,580 posts)

11. Dom Perignon would, of course, be fabulous, as would Roederer

Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #7)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:45 AM

8 hrs ago

or Jadot. But I will be drinking The Widow, Veuve Cliquot.

As for the other items you mentioned. . .just. .NO. Never had either one. One does/did have standards, even when one was in college.

3825-87867

(2,003 posts)

13. I agree and

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:52 AM

8 hrs ago

maybe we could send a case of Ripple to Melania?

As far as YOUR toast, when it happens, we definitely need a nice picture of your enjoyment for all of us to vicariously share!

niyad

(133,580 posts)

15. I think melanoma will be drinking vodka with her boss.

Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #13)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:03 AM

8 hrs ago

We will have to see about a picture. I think that the internet will either be very slow, or crash, upon hearing the wonderful news.

3825-87867

(2,003 posts)

22. Yep! Slow to overloaded net...

Reply to niyad (Reply #15)

Sat May 2, 2026, 10:14 AM

6 hrs ago

And dancin' in the streets to Martha and the Vandellas for 24 freakn' hours!

malaise

(297,419 posts)

20. Blue Nun

Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #7)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:30 AM

7 hrs ago

😀

niyad

(133,580 posts)

23. But of course!

Reply to malaise (Reply #20)

Sat May 2, 2026, 10:52 AM

6 hrs ago

surfered

(13,990 posts)

14. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:54 AM

8 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

malaise

(297,419 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 07:31 AM

9 hrs ago

just wait for those MAGA farmers to wake up and smell the price of fertilizer

Orrex

(67,313 posts)

3. They'll blame Biden and "illegals"

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Sat May 2, 2026, 07:32 AM

9 hrs ago

malaise

(297,419 posts)

4. Not this time

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Sat May 2, 2026, 07:33 AM

9 hrs ago

Add
Some of them will need this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221213787

Orrex

(67,313 posts)

19. LOL -- that's excellent!

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:26 AM

7 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,180 posts)

5. Melaaaaaniaaaaaaah puts a curse on him. Vultures carry him away with Trump screaming I am not a rapist.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 07:57 AM

9 hrs ago

Last edited Sat May 2, 2026, 08:36 AM - Edit history (1)

CBS blames Hunter Biden.

QueerDuck

(1,910 posts)

6. Not today... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:10 AM

8 hrs ago

Fingers crossed!

Blue Owl

(59,467 posts)

8. Slowly eaten alive by the maggots infesting the bloated corpse of the GOP

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:28 AM

8 hrs ago

Slowly… painfully…

hlthe2b

(114,389 posts)

9. "Two reasons for the orange menace to be fearful and they are both arriving SOON"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:31 AM

8 hrs ago

So, which animal is that, demented one? Will you survive either one?

Goonch

(5,448 posts)

10. ;-{) THE KING'S SPEACH

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:40 AM

8 hrs ago

no_hypocrisy

(55,194 posts)

12. Has anyone suggested toxic hair dye?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 08:52 AM

8 hrs ago

Lead in the facial Bronzer?

IronLionZion

(51,488 posts)

16. 86

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:04 AM

8 hrs ago

niyad

(133,580 posts)

24. 9 squared +5

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #16)

Sat May 2, 2026, 11:02 AM

6 hrs ago

58Sunliner

(6,378 posts)

17. Nyet. WTH is taking so long?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:11 AM

7 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,452 posts)

18. Not yet, but it's still early...plenty of time...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:14 AM

7 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,480 posts)

21. TickTock, one day closer and deeper in death.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 09:31 AM

7 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(8,980 posts)

25. The new Quatari Air Force One

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 2, 2026, 12:06 PM

4 hrs ago

just happens to be missing a couple of key parts.

Splash!

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