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Later this year Elmo will become a trillionaire (Original Post) Stinky The Clown 5 hrs ago OP
The 'French Solution' is nigh. pfitz59 5 hrs ago #1
Right there with you, shipmate Stinky The Clown 5 hrs ago #3
Will this make him happy? OAITW r.2.0 5 hrs ago #2
Has he met the conditions in his contract? Fiendish Thingy 5 hrs ago #4
SpaceX is going public... his net worth will fly past 1T WarGamer 4 hrs ago #6
He's still an ugly piece of shit. nt GenThePerservering 4 hrs ago #5
Yet that hasn't stopped women from lining up to let him impregnate them... PeaceWave 4 hrs ago #7
Not via actual sex tho. In fact we don't know for sure that ANY of his kids, even with wives and GF's AZJonnie 2 hrs ago #8

pfitz59

(12,818 posts)
1. The 'French Solution' is nigh.
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 11:37 PM
5 hrs ago

Folks are fed up. The mass of 300 million + peasants once in motion will be hard to stop.

OAITW r.2.0

(32,376 posts)
2. Will this make him happy?
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 11:42 PM
5 hrs ago

I find it sad that someone wants their life goal to be the richest person in the world. I doubt that makes one's life really happy.

Fiendish Thingy

(23,509 posts)
4. Has he met the conditions in his contract?
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 11:44 PM
5 hrs ago

There were some very specific, measureable conditions in his contract, including stock price, sales volume, and other deliverables, in order for him to receive the massive compensation package that would increase his net worth past the $1 trillion mark.

I can’t imagine he has met these, considering Tesla sales have steadily declined over the past year.

AZJonnie

(3,831 posts)
8. Not via actual sex tho. In fact we don't know for sure that ANY of his kids, even with wives and GF's
Thu Apr 23, 2026, 02:32 AM
2 hrs ago

were conceived naturally. There seems to be some evidence his very first child was, but none of the others. Grimes has said her kids were not, and I don't think she's the only one to say that. In fact IIRC one of their kids wasn't even carried by her, just her egg and his sperm, and a surrogate mother carried for them.

Not that any of this is really any of our business generally, but I'd not be surprised if Elmo is asexual.

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