Chick-fil-a is only for the faithful...or whatever. I'd rather eat dirt than that garbage...

I'm wearing my Lamb Of God tour shirt (which is a death metal band from Virginia) and this guy says "Hey I like your shirt because it says god on it and we're Christians!". I had to explain to the guy that this isn't a religious shirt. The rest of the time I'm like .

They don't quite "get it".

(Full disclosure, I am a Christian; just not a crazy Evangelical.]

That's adorable. Thanks for the laugh!

Now I sit me down to pray
At the local Chick-Fil-A
If I die before I leave
Lots of MAGA creeps will grieve.


Just please don't bury me in a TAN SUIT.

I knew it would be easy for me. I thought they were gross back then,

My Granddaughter loves them, so I went and got her just the 4 piece nugget. I tasted 1. I can say this with authority. They still suck. I will find a knock-off recipe and make them myself.

no indeed

But is grossly overpriced for what you get.

Their political views are enough to keep me away permanently.

Bread it, fry it.

That's pretty much Chik Fil' A.

I've been boycotting them for years. Is the same anti gay bigot still running things? I'd like to try their Spicy Chicken Ranch sandwich.

and treat emolyees well. The biggest issue with them these days is how expensive it is.

I copycat the Popeyes Chix sandwich and it is good.

The trick is, like someone said upthread is the pickle juice.

1) His current employees are posting to job boards, "get a job somewhere else; we need our manager's help behind the counter during the lunch rush but he's walking around the dining room praying with our guests."

2) Corporate is calling him to ask why his dining room is so empty during what's supposed to be the busiest part of the day.