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mr715

(3,752 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:05 PM Thursday

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RawStory (Apologies) Boebert concerned about horniness in Congress

https://www.rawstory.com/boebert-congress-horny/

Lauren Boebert, the world's dumbest handjob, is complaining about members of Congress not being religious enough and too interested in, well, their members.

Isn't she just the more adorable little thing? As some might say, bless her heart.

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RawStory (Apologies) Boebert concerned about horniness in Congress (Original Post) mr715 Thursday OP

Boebert - "The World's Dumbest Handjob" flvegan Thursday #1

Yeah, dammit, save your horniness for public movie theaters! Ocelot II Thursday #2

Somewhere where kids can see. mr715 Thursday #3

Handjob Barbi says what???? FoxNewsSucks Thursday #4

In the words of John Mulaney mr715 Thursday #5

I believe her own "come to Jesus" moment was in a movie theater. (n/t) thesquanderer Friday #6

Jesus wasn't involved. It was just her come moment. mr715 Friday #7

Actually it was her date's moment SocialDemocrat61 Saturday #8

Yes, horniness belongs in the theater SocialDemocrat61 Saturday #9

Yeah: remember what happened to Pee Wee Herman PCIntern Saturday #10

flvegan

(66,387 posts)

1. Boebert - "The World's Dumbest Handjob"

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:07 PM

Thursday

Thank you, as I'm stealing this.

Ocelot II

(130,871 posts)

2. Yeah, dammit, save your horniness for public movie theaters!

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:15 PM

Thursday

mr715

(3,752 posts)

3. Somewhere where kids can see.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:16 PM

Thursday

She's so powerfully stoopid.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,811 posts)

4. Handjob Barbi says what????

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:17 PM

Thursday

mr715

(3,752 posts)

5. In the words of John Mulaney

Reply to FoxNewsSucks (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:19 PM

Thursday

Sometimes the news isn't good or bad. Sometimes the news is just weird.

thesquanderer

(13,056 posts)

6. I believe her own "come to Jesus" moment was in a movie theater. (n/t)

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 08:53 AM

Friday

mr715

(3,752 posts)

7. Jesus wasn't involved. It was just her come moment.

Reply to thesquanderer (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:46 AM

Friday

SocialDemocrat61

(7,786 posts)

8. Actually it was her date's moment

Reply to mr715 (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 10:02 AM

Saturday

SocialDemocrat61

(7,786 posts)

9. Yes, horniness belongs in the theater

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 10:05 AM

Saturday

PCIntern

(28,466 posts)

10. Yeah: remember what happened to Pee Wee Herman

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 10:05 AM

Saturday

In a movie theater? He was vanquished from media.

It was an X-rated theater…what do people think goes on there?

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