Rapin' Bombin' Grampy has the PSYCHIC ABILITY to INCREASE how many wars he's SOLVED just by WILLING the number to BE.

Trump, 79, Loses Count of Wars He Says He Solved
CAN’T COMPUTE
The president upped his count to nine wars and says Israel’s bombing of Lebanon will be his tenth amid ceasefire talks.
Sarah Ewall-Wice
Published Apr. 16 2026 1:44PM EDT

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-loses-count-of-wars-he-says-he-solved/

“It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let’s, GET IT DONE!” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social.

He has long made the dubious claim that he resolved eight wars in eight months while arguing he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

But on Thursday, he upped the tally to nine without explaining when or where he managed to sneak in another war. The Daily Beast reached out to the White House for clarity.

Trump’s previous count of eight included several conflicts where tensions continue to flare or the causes of the long-standing conflicts remain unresolved.