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DemocratSinceBirth

(101,930 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:09 PM Thursday

Donald Trump- "I'm all about the Gospel"

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Donald Trump- "I'm all about the Gospel" (Original Post) DemocratSinceBirth Thursday OP

Uh, right... wcmagumba Thursday #1

probably wouldn't know what a jib is either. RPM Thursday #11

He thinks gospel is the word for a baby goose Jerry2144 Thursday #2

😁 surfered Thursday #4

That is one more lie on his part. This guy needs to be retired to prison. OLDMDDEM Thursday #3

He misspelled Goebbels. Dave Bowman Thursday #5

The Gospel of Greed and Cruelty The Blue Flower Thursday #6

Yeah! The Prosperity Gospel. Norrrm Thursday #7

C'mon turn this lying POS heretic into a pillar of salt already! Blue Owl Thursday #8

He's playing to the real suckers and losers Maru Kitteh Thursday #9

Even some of your cultist base EnergizedLib Thursday #10

He only means Corinthians and the part about fucking underage virgins. flvegan Thursday #12

...according to Al Capone. Kid Berwyn Thursday #13

Ten bucks says Wednesdays Thursday #14

wcmagumba

(6,387 posts)

1. Uh, right...

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:11 PM

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Trump wouldn't know a gospel if it smacked him in the jib...

RPM

(5,652 posts)

11. probably wouldn't know what a jib is either.

Reply to wcmagumba (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:01 PM

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Jerry2144

(3,287 posts)

2. He thinks gospel is the word for a baby goose

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:12 PM

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Specifically a Canada Goose the only animal that makes him look nice

surfered

(13,766 posts)

4. 😁

Reply to Jerry2144 (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:13 PM

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OLDMDDEM

(3,216 posts)

3. That is one more lie on his part. This guy needs to be retired to prison.

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:13 PM

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Dave Bowman

(7,303 posts)

5. He misspelled Goebbels.

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:16 PM

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The Blue Flower

(6,534 posts)

6. The Gospel of Greed and Cruelty

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:18 PM

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His dad (Satan) wrote the book.

Norrrm

(5,247 posts)

7. Yeah! The Prosperity Gospel.

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:19 PM

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The "prosperity gospel" pastors/collectors seem to do much better in the prosperity than the investors/donors.

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Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham and their ilk are CBR - Cash Based Religion.

Judas was an early, modern-day, conservative disciple.

Judas got 30 pieces of silver, but just once, for selling Christ.

Franklin Graham, Jim Bakker, Pat Robertson, and their ilk get millions of dollars repeatedly for selling Christ.

Judas was a fool for doing a one-time sale.

Blue Owl

(59,300 posts)

8. C'mon turn this lying POS heretic into a pillar of salt already!

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:45 PM

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Maru Kitteh

(31,865 posts)

9. He's playing to the real suckers and losers

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:55 PM

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Who will continue to believe in him

EnergizedLib

(3,081 posts)

10. Even some of your cultist base

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 02:57 PM

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Don’t believe your nonsense anymore.

flvegan

(66,365 posts)

12. He only means Corinthians and the part about fucking underage virgins.

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:06 PM

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(at least as he has probably had it paraphrased to his stupid ass)

1 Corinthians 7:36-38: But if any man thinks he is behaving improperly toward his [a]virgin, if she is past the flower of youth, and thus it must be, let him do what he wishes.

Quick reminder that Trump allegedly raped children (plural).

Kid Berwyn

(24,688 posts)

13. ...according to Al Capone.

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:09 PM

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“You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

and

“I don't even know what street Canada is on.”

Wednesdays

(22,810 posts)

14. Ten bucks says

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 05:39 PM

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...he couldn't quote a single verse from the Gospel.

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