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yellow dahlia

(5,667 posts)
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 03:43 PM Friday

Is Jeanine Pirro drunk?

She is at the podium right now. I am watching MSNOW...but she is also on CNN.

She is pissed that Boasberg blocked the subpoenas they (DC US Atty) were trying to impose on Fed Chair Powell.

She was incredibly angry in her speech. She is being nasty to reporters.

And btw, the Judge told them not to appeal. She said we're appealing.

She is calling Boasberg an activist Judge.

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Is Jeanine Pirro drunk? (Original Post) yellow dahlia Friday OP
Is the Pope Catholic? Coventina Friday #1
Or American? displacedvermoter Friday #13
And love deep dish pizza? SocialDemocrat61 Friday #33
Chicago deep dish? nt moniss Friday #46
Do fish swim? Water wet? Sun rises in the east everyday? AZLD4Candidate Friday #2
Fish? Swim? Water? underpants Friday #6
Boxed rose' - perfect. yellow dahlia Friday #10
Bear shit in the woods? yellow dahlia Friday #8
Pirro's ranting like the other Krasnov minions... ultralite001 Friday #3
And pounding her fists on the podium....you can't make me. yellow dahlia Friday #5
His whole administration reminds me of bunch of bratty kids. BlueKota Friday #31
A trick I learned in the ER... ultralite001 Friday #58
I'd love to see someone do that to the administration brats. BlueKota Friday #61
100% ultralite001 Friday #57
Lisa Rubin is now explaining the judge's opinion, on MS NOW. yellow dahlia Friday #4
They did it to Bill and Hillary Clinton and too many others to name. Boomerproud Friday #59
Hope someone is calling Cecily Strong...nt gulliver Friday #7
Indeed. The cold openings write themselves. yellow dahlia Friday #12
Is she ever sober? Jilly_in_VA Friday #9
You're right. yellow dahlia Friday #11
How would we know malaise Friday #14
Excellent point, m. yellow dahlia Friday #15
When isn't she? MustLoveBeagles Friday #16
Alcohol abuse seems to be a common factor with MAGA worshippers. Initech Friday #17
Go ahead and judge me... progressoid Friday #39
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Initech Friday #56
Difficult to tell. Her animation of innocence, as well as djt"s, is like Hegseth's. Truth be, allegorical oracle Friday #18
I haven't known this many deranged incompetent weirdos in my seven centuries on this planet. yellow dahlia Friday #20
So true. Can recall how missteps such as getting drunk and falling into the allegorical oracle Friday #23
You win the internet today for the mention of the great philanderer moniss Friday #55
Is she awake? fujiyamasan Friday #19
You forgot one: She'd kill herself before disagreeing with djt. nt allegorical oracle Friday #25
Isn't it incredible fujiyamasan Friday #35
... Celerity Friday #21
She is angry, nasty, and often drunk. milestogo Friday #22
It must be nice to get a job that matches your skill sets. yellow dahlia Friday #26
Normally. spanone Friday #24
She should drink more Blues Heron Friday #27
...and sleep through the day? yellow dahlia Friday #30
Exactly! Blues Heron Friday #40
Evergreen question with an evergreen (affirmative) answer. RockRaven Friday #28
Yes...? mr715 Friday #29
Is she ever not? niyad Friday #32
That seems to be the question of the day. yellow dahlia Friday #34
Oh come on, it isn't a question. mr715 Friday #37
No she is never not. mr715 Friday #36
She can not pass the bar. Marcuse Friday #38
DUzy! 🏅🏆 littlemissmartypants Friday #43
I like DUzy - great. Can I steal it for future use? yellow dahlia Friday #45
Certainly! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Friday #63
Thanks! yellow dahlia Friday #64
💐 littlemissmartypants Friday #66
For what it's worth those are the crappiest, most moniss Friday #48
Hey, give her a break - she's drinking for TWO now! generalbetrayus Friday #41
Phew. Thought of the other meaning "for two." nt allegorical oracle Friday #42
"When isn't Jeanne Pirro drunk?" usedtobedemgurl Friday #44
I wonder if she and "Last Call" Hegseth hide booze around their buildings where their offices are and moniss Friday #47
Does Trump shit his diaper? Bengus81 Friday #50
Is she ever evolves Friday #49
Is the Pope Catholic? yourout Friday #51
Yup. Scrivener7 Friday #52
she seemed quite lucid to me RussBLib Friday #53
Just think how drunk you would need to be to spout such nonsense ... surrealAmerican Friday #54
'Cut it out!' Jeanine Pirro comes unglued over questions about low conviction rates LetMyPeopleVote Friday #60
Is she ever sober? SheltieLover Friday #62
When has she ever been sober? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Friday #65
I've read the decision. It's great. But I don't see the judge telling the government not to appeal. onenote Friday #67
Thanks for the follow up after having read the decision. yellow dahlia Friday #68
Jeanine Pirro's 'extraordinary temper tantrum' floors CNN legal expert LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #69
Auditioning for Bondi's job - of course. yellow dahlia Saturday #70

ultralite001

(2,527 posts)
3. Pirro's ranting like the other Krasnov minions...
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 03:45 PM
Friday

I can do what I want... You cannot STOP ME... Legally or otherwise...

+ her phone keeps going off...

Cut it out, Jeannine...

yellow dahlia

(5,667 posts)
5. And pounding her fists on the podium....you can't make me.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 03:48 PM
Friday

New nickname - Jeanine Itsfiveoclocksomewhere Pirro.

BlueKota

(5,288 posts)
31. His whole administration reminds me of bunch of bratty kids.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:17 PM
Friday

Throwing tantrums and threatening to hold their breath until their faces turns blue. 🤦‍♀️

ultralite001

(2,527 posts)
58. A trick I learned in the ER...
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:41 PM
Friday

for handling brats holding their breath "'til they turn blue"...

Pinch their nose shut...

They'll breathe at some point...

yellow dahlia

(5,667 posts)
4. Lisa Rubin is now explaining the judge's opinion, on MS NOW.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 03:47 PM
Friday

Basically Judge Boasberg said - you can't use subpoenas to harass someone.

yellow dahlia

(5,667 posts)
15. Excellent point, m.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:19 PM
Friday

Being insane is a prerequisite to a job in the take over.

Being drunk is not...but is a good dovetail.

allegorical oracle

(6,427 posts)
18. Difficult to tell. Her animation of innocence, as well as djt"s, is like Hegseth's. Truth be,
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:31 PM
Friday

Trump has assembled such a stable of unfit (presumably-previous) substance abusers, it anybody's call.

yellow dahlia

(5,667 posts)
20. I haven't known this many deranged incompetent weirdos in my seven centuries on this planet.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:49 PM
Friday

And yet - he finds them all.

I might have met a few over the years. But he has assembled a couple of platoons of the most insane, most unfit, most delusional.

allegorical oracle

(6,427 posts)
23. So true. Can recall how missteps such as getting drunk and falling into the
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:11 PM
Friday

Tidal Basin (near the Jefferson Monument) with a stripper named Fanny Foxx could end your career. Now, it's sheer corruption -- buy stock and start a war to increase that stock's value. So much more sophisticated.

moniss

(9,006 posts)
55. You win the internet today for the mention of the great philanderer
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:34 PM
Friday

Wilbur Daigh Mills and the "performance artist" known as Fanne Foxe. To be fair "Fanne" did go on about 10 years later to go to college and do quite well with a Master's in Marine Science and also a degree in Business Administration.

Wilbur did alright too at a big shot law firm.

Here's a pic of Wilbur and Fanne in their "prime".



fujiyamasan

(1,622 posts)
35. Isn't it incredible
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:21 PM
Friday

How this administration is actually filled with a bunch of drunks from Fox News.

They really put together the idiocracy cabinet.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
29. Yes...?
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:16 PM
Friday

Her liver turns water into Pinot.

If she were a little more decent, she'd be performing Jesus-like miracles.

mr715

(3,447 posts)
37. Oh come on, it isn't a question.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:23 PM
Friday

She gives her grandkids boxed wine juice boxes.

She's made of an oaky cabernet.

She's just a little too oxidized for civil society.

moniss

(9,006 posts)
48. For what it's worth those are the crappiest, most
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:05 PM
Friday

uncomfortable bar stools known to mankind.

generalbetrayus

(1,797 posts)
41. Hey, give her a break - she's drinking for TWO now!
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:32 PM
Friday

Not that Kegsbreath has likely ever stopped drinking.

usedtobedemgurl

(2,019 posts)
44. "When isn't Jeanne Pirro drunk?"
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 05:44 PM
Friday

Fixed it for you. There is a reason "she" always has a glass of wine in the SNL skits.

moniss

(9,006 posts)
47. I wonder if she and "Last Call" Hegseth hide booze around their buildings where their offices are and
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:02 PM
Friday

maybe they end up finding and raiding each others "little secrets".

RussBLib

(10,584 posts)
53. she seemed quite lucid to me
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:25 PM
Friday

...didn't hear any slurring or stumbling.

I understand Judge Boasberg was appointed by Bush I, then elevated to his present spot by Obama.

And I think I heard recently that this whole "$1 billion cost overrun" bullshit was totally made-up by Trump just to try and pressure Powell. Talk about weaponizing the Justice Department.

https://russblib.blogspot.com

surrealAmerican

(11,854 posts)
54. Just think how drunk you would need to be to spout such nonsense ...
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 06:28 PM
Friday

... and multiply that by two.

LetMyPeopleVote

(178,969 posts)
60. 'Cut it out!' Jeanine Pirro comes unglued over questions about low conviction rates
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 07:31 PM
Friday

Pirro lost it during this press conference. I also believe that Piro may have been a little drunk

Jeanine Pirro, United States attorney for the District of Columbia, lost her temper after a reporter confronted her over her low conviction rate in the district.

Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-03-13T20:21:03.850Z

https://www.rawstory.com/jeanine-pirro-conviction-rate/

Jeanine Pirro, United States attorney for the District of Columbia, lost her temper after a reporter confronted her over her low conviction rate in the district.

At a press conference on Friday, Pirro unloaded angry remarks at U.S. District Court Judge James Boasberg after he quashed two subpoenas because he said they were designed to force the Fed to cut interest rates, a public demand of President Donald Trump.

One reporter asked Pirro about her historically low conviction rate following her remarks.

"Oh, cut it out," the U.S. attorney snapped loudly. "Do you know how many convictions we've got? Cut it out? We have cleaned up this city."

"You're historic," the reporter noted....

"That's what's historic! I'm willing to take a not guilty. I'm willing to take a no true bill because I'll take all the crimes and put them in."

onenote

(46,124 posts)
67. I've read the decision. It's great. But I don't see the judge telling the government not to appeal.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 09:31 PM
Friday

With respect to the decision on the motion to quash, it is silent with respect to the government appealing or not appealing.
With respect to the related decision to unseal the pleadings, the judge expressly stayed the order in order to allow the government to appeal.

yellow dahlia

(5,667 posts)
68. Thanks for the follow up after having read the decision.
Fri Mar 13, 2026, 10:44 PM
Friday

Interesting. I thought I heard that he told them not to appeal. Maybe I was confusing it with Thom Tillis telling the govt not to appeal because it would hold up the confirmation process of the new Fed Gov.

LetMyPeopleVote

(178,969 posts)
69. Jeanine Pirro's 'extraordinary temper tantrum' floors CNN legal expert
Sat Mar 14, 2026, 12:44 PM
Saturday

Piro may be auditioning to replace Bondi

Jeanine Pirro's 'extraordinary temper tantrum' floors CNN legal expert

Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-03-14T00:30:14.661Z

https://www.rawstory.com/jeanine-pirro-public-temper-tantrum/

Former federal prosecutor and CNN legal expert Elie Honig reacted Friday to comments from Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, who was furious during an impromptu press conference following a major legal blow to the Trump administration.

Honig described the legal impact after U.S. District Judge James Boasberg granted the order, agreeing with the Fed that Trump's repeated attacks on Fed chair Jerome Powell indicate the investigation into the Federal Reserve's building renovation was pretextual and politically motivated.

"So first of all, that press conference in itself was extraordinary," Honig said. "Ordinarily, whenever you see a U.S. Attorney call a press conference and address the cameras, it's because there's been an indictment or a conviction or a sentence. I don't think I've ever seen a U.S. attorney or an attorney general call a press conference to complain about a ruling that he or she did not like. That was essentially a public temper tantrum."

Honig also fact-checked some of what Pirro said during the unusual press conference.

"You heard Jeanine Pirro say that this judge, Judge Boasberg, is a quote 'activist judge,''" Honig said. "This judge was elevated to the district court by Barack Obama. But before that, he was put on the local D.C. Superior Court by George W. Bush. And in this judge's past, he has actually denied a motion years ago to try to get Donald Trump's tax returns. He ruled in favor of Donald Trump on those tax returns. And then finally, most fundamentally, we just heard Jeanine Pirro complain that the grand jury subpoena is an important tool of prosecutors, which it is. You heard Jeanine Pirro say that the judge 'has taken that tool away from us.' That's not quite right."


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