Lousy fitting matching suits?

I hope he doesn't make them wear diapers too.

very long red ties to match

For Trump to give them $145 Florsheims is really a move that says, "You're little better than an intern in my eyes."

And Nehru jackets, so they all look like table busboys.

... when I get a presser gonna put on my shoes and walk all over for the cameras!

They look like the latest graduates from a door to door sales class.

My grandfather had a pair just like them, we buried him in them sixty years ago.

Even Florsheims and black socks cannot hide that fact.

their fish if they didn't have squires to do it for them already. Those Florsheims will be a joke at a future cocktail party. They might even have a bro party where the price of admission is Florsheims to be donated to Salvation Army. Or the strippers will wear them.

To buy them 6 inch stilettos and but ugly dresses.

Maybe it's the picture angle, but some look too big, some look too small.

"A world of secret hungers,
Perverting the men who make your laws
Every desire is hidden away,
In drawer, in a desk,
By a Naughahyde chair
On a rug where they walk and drool
Past the girls in the office

You see in the back, of the City Hall mind
The dream of a girl about thirteen
Off with her clothes and into a bed,
Where she tickles his fancy all night long"

A size too small

Now he’s going full Paul Anka

Well done guys!

Just dress up as jesters and dance around and tickle his pee pee at the same time. Not a man in the bunch.

“Nobody dast blame this man. You don’t understand: Willy was a salesman. And for a salesman, there’s no rock bottom to the life. He don’t put a bolt to a nut, he don’t tell you the law or give you medicine. He’s a man way out there in the blue riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. And then you get yourself a couple spots on your hat and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream boy, it comes with the territory.” — Arthur Miller, “Death of a Salesman.”

$145 don't buy decent dress shoes anymore.

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Trump's a real peepee poopoo guy...

Trump dictates a clothing choice meant to force dominance over them and by humiliating them diminish their independence. It is ghastly pathetic. Another outward manifestation of his insatiable black hole of pitiful need. I ran out of “WTFs so long ago.

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