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Orrex

(66,963 posts)
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:02 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere?

Drowned in oil profits?

Collapsed in ecstatic fervor to have torpedo murdered a ship's crew on international waters?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
;-{).... Goonch Saturday #1
Rec malaise Saturday #2
No but malaise Saturday #3
For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd. twodogsbarking Saturday #4
I love telling fundies the rapture happened and they were left behind IronLionZion Saturday #5
Sadly, not yet, but obviously soon. He's rotting from the inside out. SheltieLover Saturday #6
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #7
Hold the vision. SheltieLover Saturday #8
I have a dream and a prayer... surfered Saturday #15
AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100% bluestarone Saturday #18
Closer and closer. Hehehe Joinfortmill Saturday #9
Not close enough malaise Saturday #12
That is true, my friend. Joinfortmill Saturday #17
He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement... hlthe2b Saturday #10
Punch is adorable MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #24
No kidding. I (and everyone, I'd think) just wants to reach out and hug him. hlthe2b 19 hrs ago #27
If only a torpedo could take out the pedo... has a nice ring LymphocyteLover Saturday #11
He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off surfered Saturday #13
Hahaha! You win the thread! SheltieLover Saturday #14
Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities surfered Saturday #16
St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday SheltieLover Saturday #21
Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP Orrex Saturday #22
Gasp! Our patron saint! SheltieLover Saturday #23
Indeed malaise Saturday #20
I love Lady Gaga's shirt LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #19
"Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere" Dulcinea Yesterday #25
Let his days be few and let another take his office. Ocelot II Yesterday #26

twodogsbarking

(18,394 posts)
4. For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:31 AM
Saturday

Then she disappears into the darkness. The end.

niyad

(131,695 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:05 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,987 posts)
15. I have a dream and a prayer...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:25 AM
Saturday

Can I get an amen?
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

bluestarone

(22,015 posts)
18. AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100%
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:16 AM
Saturday

DESTROY this bunch of NAZI bastards.

hlthe2b

(113,627 posts)
10. He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:39 AM
Saturday

While some of us can vent with dark humor, or sarcasm, or screaming into the void, we all need a break at least occasionally.

Is there any wonder Ikea's stuffed orangutan has sold out many many many times over:

This little guy ("Punch" ) speaks to that stress.

and to all who give a damn--really give a damn about this country, democracy and its people.

hlthe2b

(113,627 posts)
27. No kidding. I (and everyone, I'd think) just wants to reach out and hug him.
Sun Mar 8, 2026, 06:26 AM
19 hrs ago

I hope the worldwide attention will bring money to that zoo to improve the habitat, though. All that concrete seems less than desirable (at a minimum).

surfered

(12,987 posts)
13. He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:11 AM
Saturday

RFK, Jr had his own special team of surgeons reattach it, with only one complication.

He soon succumbed to asphyxiation.
Let joy abound around the world.

surfered

(12,987 posts)
16. Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:27 AM
Saturday

and keeping our hopes up!

SheltieLover

(79,648 posts)
21. St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:42 PM
Saturday

But this post is right up there!

Orrex

(66,963 posts)
22. Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:21 PM
Saturday

I'm just happy to keep the ball rolling!

Dulcinea

(9,996 posts)
25. "Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere"
Sun Mar 8, 2026, 12:24 AM
Yesterday

I love the mental picture!

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