Please, judge him on his lack of logic and grammar...


RAJU: You'll concede this is war?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us

RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war

REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war

MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke.

But with a name like that, it's really hard not to.

Same kind of thing.

at least separate the two legally (making one a middle name)--even if he chose to still use them both--well, hardly the sharpest "tool" in the box, but a "tool" nonetheless.

Probably played rock-paper-scissors to see if it was Markwayne or Waynemark.

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John Wayne Gacy
Elmer Wayne Henley
Monty Wayne Lamb
Alexander Wayne Watson, Jr.,

And many more: https://freakonomics.com/2006/09/the-next-time-your-daughter-brings-home-a-new-boyfriend-be-sure-to-ask-his-middle-name/

I was just sitting here trying to remember some of the serial killers with Wayne as their middle name; I noticed years ago that it seemed to be a weirdly frequent thing. Sure way beyond what any random distribution of names would produce!

"On the topic of infamous murders, few are wider known than serial killer John Wayne Gacy, the 'killer clown,' who murdered almost three dozen boys and young men during the 1970s. Then, of course, there’s Elmer Wayne Henley—quite a bit lesser known than Gacy—who was sent to prison in 1974 for the spree of murders he committed alongside Dean Allen Corll. Then there’s Monty Wayne Lamb, serving a life sentence for a triple homicide in Dallas. And Alexander Wayne Watson, Jr., convicted of killing multiple victims."

"We think you see the pattern: They all have the middle name 'Wayne.' It seems coincidental, but 'Wayne' turns out to be a really common middle name for both convicted (and alleged) murderers. So much so, in fact, that News of the Weird‘s Chuck Shepherd kept a running tally of them through 2008; and as of now, his list of killer Waynes has 223 people on it."

More at link:

https://www.insidehook.com/culture/amount-murderers-murder-suspects-middle-name-wayne-insane

(I saw this information about "Wayne" on another thread, but can't recall the name of the original poster...sorry.)

I just assumed that a lot of parents named their sons after John Wayne.

Half baked and ready to fake.

and I can't get that out of my head now.

on 1/6/2021. Always remember that.

Then he would fit the role perfectly. Mullet Mullin

...He'd be Mullet McMuffin Mullin.

Short Stupid Strangler

plump Mark Wayne Mullen came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

...in the bedroom of the 737....

It must have been a very dysfunctional upbringing.

"The Unbreakeable Kimmy Schmidt" was a parody of the many serial killers/assassins who have had "Wayne," or "Lee" in their names.

I think of John Hamm's character every time I hear that yahoo's name.

I have a mentor I consider family (obviously I rarely contact him), but he joked about this guy in the context of him challenging a pro-union organizer to hand to hand combat or some such thing.

One thing I do like about guys like these is they are all the way over there. I am more irked by these Indian creeps with one foot there and one here (e.g.: that creepy Jan 6 loser Vincent Palathingal, this super sleazy guy Ragy Thomas, this nightmarish creep Shalab Kumar).

You can have them btw..a gift from India. But they should stay over there. We don’t them here. We have our own, indigenous creeps..thank you very much..

Don't even worry about seeming a little bit the same. If only their horrible traits and instincts began and ended at silly and superficial.

He was why I kept an axe by my bed.