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Orrex

(66,951 posts) Fri Mar 6, 2026, 06:55 AM 19 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Loudly suffered a "quiet death?"

Corornary while joining the Mile High Club with Noem and Lewandowski?

Taken out by operatives from Cuba because it's their turn this week?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 19 hrs ago OP

Got an invitation to a gravel pit from Noem... MiHale 19 hrs ago #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #2

Soon... SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #4

I have a dream.. surfered 18 hrs ago #18

A very nice dream! niyad 8 hrs ago #26

Rotted from the inside out? SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #3

Overwhelmed by regret from firing Noem? WestMichRad 19 hrs ago #5

Except that he did not fire her. She is now "envoy to the Shield niyad 19 hrs ago #6

We're concerned with technicalities in this thread? WestMichRad 18 hrs ago #9

Well, only because she isn't gone, just has a new title. niyad 8 hrs ago #27

Whatever that is. surfered 18 hrs ago #10

Right. He reassigned the puppy & goat murderer. SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #15

The lamest group of superheroes since Marvel floated "Projectile Vomiting Squad". nt Buns_of_Fire 18 hrs ago #19

No but malaise 18 hrs ago #7

Went down to the WH kitchen in the middle of the night for a hamberder and the boogey man got him. He is real, ya know. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #8

Sadly, rotting from the inside out takes awhile. Joinfortmill 18 hrs ago #11

;-{)...... Goonch 18 hrs ago #12

No, but he got a bad diagnosis... surfered 18 hrs ago #13

Lol SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #16

Some of his staff thinks he is. surfered 18 hrs ago #14

Soon... SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #17

Sewer-crawling drones waited under his throne? Jimi du Ranty 18 hrs ago #20

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 18 hrs ago #21

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m 18 hrs ago #22

Alas, Invigorated By The Newly-Dead In The Middle East. ColoringFool 17 hrs ago #23

"A 'yes' to that question would sure make for a great start to the weekend" hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #24

Aw cute little guy MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #25

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow... True Dough 5 hrs ago #28

MiHale

(12,904 posts)

1. Got an invitation to a gravel pit from Noem...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 06:58 AM

19 hrs ago

He went…

niyad

(131,618 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:04 AM

19 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(79,583 posts)

4. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:07 AM

19 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(12,936 posts)

18. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:09 AM

18 hrs ago

He hitched a ride with these ladies…

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

niyad

(131,618 posts)

26. A very nice dream!

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:28 PM

8 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,583 posts)

3. Rotted from the inside out?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:06 AM

19 hrs ago

Fatal seizure caused by dropping polls?

WestMichRad

(3,185 posts)

5. Overwhelmed by regret from firing Noem?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:13 AM

19 hrs ago

Ok, sorry, that one is totally implausible.

niyad

(131,618 posts)

6. Except that he did not fire her. She is now "envoy to the Shield

Reply to WestMichRad (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:18 AM

19 hrs ago

of the Americas"!

WestMichRad

(3,185 posts)

9. We're concerned with technicalities in this thread?

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:42 AM

18 hrs ago

niyad

(131,618 posts)

27. Well, only because she isn't gone, just has a new title.

Reply to WestMichRad (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 05:30 PM

8 hrs ago

surfered

(12,936 posts)

10. Whatever that is.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:42 AM

18 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,583 posts)

15. Right. He reassigned the puppy & goat murderer.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:06 AM

18 hrs ago

Buns_of_Fire

(19,101 posts)

19. The lamest group of superheroes since Marvel floated "Projectile Vomiting Squad". nt

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:12 AM

18 hrs ago

malaise

(295,181 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:21 AM

18 hrs ago

he thinks he’s emperor of the planet and is expecting Charlie to
show up with his crown next month😀

twodogsbarking

(18,361 posts)

8. Went down to the WH kitchen in the middle of the night for a hamberder and the boogey man got him. He is real, ya know.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:22 AM

18 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(20,912 posts)

11. Sadly, rotting from the inside out takes awhile.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:43 AM

18 hrs ago

Goonch

(4,708 posts)

12. ;-{)......

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:44 AM

18 hrs ago

surfered

(12,936 posts)

13. No, but he got a bad diagnosis...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:45 AM

18 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,583 posts)

16. Lol

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:07 AM

18 hrs ago

surfered

(12,936 posts)

14. Some of his staff thinks he is.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:47 AM

18 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,583 posts)

17. Soon...

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:08 AM

18 hrs ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Jimi du Ranty

(46 posts)

20. Sewer-crawling drones waited under his throne?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:12 AM

18 hrs ago

"There's gold splattered all over! Secondary methane explosions! Oh, the smell!"

America is behind on drone technology. These things are slow.

Dulcinea

(9,983 posts)

21. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:15 AM

18 hrs ago

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

Response to Orrex (Original post)

jfz9580m This message was self-deleted by its author.

ColoringFool

(557 posts)

23. Alas, Invigorated By The Newly-Dead In The Middle East.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:50 AM

17 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(113,605 posts)

24. "A 'yes' to that question would sure make for a great start to the weekend"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 09:01 AM

17 hrs ago

"I've already planned a celebratory banquet for EVERYONE (and not just this lousy cucumber!"

MustLoveBeagles

(15,814 posts)

25. Aw cute little guy

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #24)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 01:51 PM

12 hrs ago

There's still time today.

True Dough

(26,359 posts)

28. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2026, 09:03 PM

5 hrs ago

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