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Aristus

(72,041 posts)
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:08 PM Thursday

Poor Kristi Noem.

She did everything right. She got the ugly plastic surgery. She was cruel, heartless, incompetent, and she took glee in the suffering of others. Republicans eat that shit up.

She got launched anyway.

Lock up your dogs, America. Kristi Noem is back on the street.

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Poor Kristi Noem. (Original Post) Aristus Thursday OP
But she is the Shield of the Americas. mr715 Thursday #1
I'd like to see those face implants collapse. Aristus Thursday #2
She used to be pretty, before I heard of her... mr715 Thursday #5
A lot of them were. Aristus Thursday #9
I'd have rather her died of thirst, but whatever. underpants Thursday #14
I have no sympathy for the ICE deplorable botox Barbie puppy killer kimbutgar Thursday #3
Let's hope there are more very public humiliations in her future. Aristus Thursday #6
she needs a long prison sentence, like so many of the Trumpian goons do Celerity Thursday #11
Trumped loved the dog murder story so much he hired her right away. Irish_Dem Thursday #4
I thought the dog murder ended her VP consideration mr715 Thursday #7
She got hired for the Trump Crime Syndicate. Irish_Dem Thursday #8
it did, BUT the same thing is why he hired her for DHS head Celerity Thursday #12
Yeah -- DHS was a consolation prize. mr715 Thursday #13
This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Thursday #10
I don't want Gnome to get ANY more of our money! HeartsCanHope Thursday #15
Maybe she'll finally get that gray streak in the front to match her personality. live love laugh Thursday #16
Justice for Cricket SusieCreamcheese Thursday #17
On the nose BaronChocula Yesterday #18
No it's worse than that. Figarosmom Yesterday #19
Noem even Labeled Renee Good & Cha Yesterday #20
Dogs were never safe while she was in office either. Tribetime Yesterday #21

mr715

(3,375 posts)
1. But she is the Shield of the Americas.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:09 PM
Thursday

Yeah, I know.

She got humiliated and is disgraced. I'd have rather her died of thirst, but whatever. We take what we can get.

Aristus

(72,041 posts)
2. I'd like to see those face implants collapse.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:12 PM
Thursday

I guess the lower orders go for Mar-a-Lago face. But nobody goes for a face that’s dragging in the dirt.

mr715

(3,375 posts)
5. She used to be pretty, before I heard of her...
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:16 PM
Thursday

She has turned her outside as monstrous as her inside.

That Mar-A-Lago face... Man. Jesus. It just looks so classless.

I guess the botox will keep her from crying.

Aristus

(72,041 posts)
9. A lot of them were.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:19 PM
Thursday

Why fuck up your face when it was nice to start with?

Shows what brainless chuzzlewits they are…

Aristus

(72,041 posts)
6. Let's hope there are more very public humiliations in her future.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:17 PM
Thursday

I’m sure we all want karma for the dog. Getting fired from a government job just isn’t it.

Irish_Dem

(80,815 posts)
4. Trumped loved the dog murder story so much he hired her right away.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:15 PM
Thursday

He was impressed with her.

But that story came back to bite her in her plastic surgery butt.

mr715

(3,375 posts)
7. I thought the dog murder ended her VP consideration
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:17 PM
Thursday

So she ended up in the upper lower cabinet

Irish_Dem

(80,815 posts)
8. She got hired for the Trump Crime Syndicate.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:19 PM
Thursday

In a much more lucrative and visible position than VP.
But the mob boss always move people around.

mr715

(3,375 posts)
13. Yeah -- DHS was a consolation prize.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:31 PM
Thursday

Upper lower Cabinet.

Better than Commerce and Labor, not as prestigious as State or Justice

Response to Aristus (Original post)

HeartsCanHope

(1,629 posts)
15. I don't want Gnome to get ANY more of our money!
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 11:20 PM
Thursday

She has wasted so much of our tax dollars that could have been used to help the vulnerable in our country.

She is a murderer of humans and animals, (Karma for the goat, too!)

I hope there will be an accounting for all the pain and suffering she has caused.

Come on November!

SusieCreamcheese

(42 posts)
17. Justice for Cricket
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 11:37 PM
Thursday

Representative Markowitz wore a button on his lapel that said "Justice for Cricket" (the puppy's name)

BaronChocula

(4,415 posts)
18. On the nose
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:02 AM
Yesterday

She failed trump by doing everything trump wanted? Meanwhile, Steven Miller, safely entrenched.

Figarosmom

(11,386 posts)
19. No it's worse than that.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:11 AM
Yesterday

She'll be spending her time talking to South Americans for the next 3 years helping them push right wing politics. And helping trump take back Pamama.

She'll be spending a lot of time in the places she's been deporting others to.

Cha

(318,411 posts)
20. Noem even Labeled Renee Good &
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:29 AM
Yesterday

Alex Pretti Domestic Terrorists. That still didn't save the Hideous Monster's bacon

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