But unfortunately that's usually not fatal.

I know, unfortunately.

But tell that to Jimmy Buffett.

Ultimately he can't avoid the Grim Reaper, but the doctors might be able to keep his ugly orange hulk going much longer than necessary.

Once it starts, there is no stopping it!

To clean up the mess. Because there's gonna be a whole lotta evil shit coming out of that orange asshole!!!!

-Cankles
-Overly Obese
-Covered up bruising on both hands
-Creepy neck rash
-Falling up the stairs
-Unsteady gate
-Rapid onset of Dementia

Tick fuggin' Tock!

gawd damn fawker, I absolutely, totally despise this orange piece of shit. 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

and the all lived in Florida at one time or another.